Judge — October 5, 1929 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Doolittle’s Disturbance Destroyers Doolittle showed up again to- day. 1 reached for a paper-weight, counted ten, replaced it, and re marked ou're looking well, Doolittle. “That's why I came in,” he nounced. “Did Leverlook better?” With my left foot on the button of my buzzer I observed, “You must have had a fine vacation. Where did you go?" My stenographer entered in haste, saying: “Pardon me, Mr. Jones, the directors are waiting for you. “Let them wait.” said Doolit- tle, “you won't have to kowtow to directors or nobody if you listen to me a minute, Vacation noth ing! I been on the job right here in town all summer.”-—"But say,” I interrupted, “the directors’- “Don't tell me,” said Doolittle, “LT heard that buzzer go off in the other room; that directors gag is played out.” Ignoring my visitor's chair screwed to the floor, he brought a small chair from across the room, scated himself at my side, slapped me on the knee and pro- led: “Perfect rest done it, right here in town! You'll be glad enough to get one for yourself be- sides making your fortune. What time do you go to bed?" Taking the Joy Out of Life “Now, dear, there's just one thing more—" . . . “Get your supper money from the cashier.” ... "think I hear a burg ... "Sorry, sir, but we're all out of s "4. “Here's a time table. Look it up yourself.” ++. “Mother's coming to spend a month with us, darling.” . . . “TI told you s ‘Oh, I'm so sorry! a in- formative double——" . . . “Could you lend me five until pay +... “Now this here polic: only cost you a cents a day: aieiey ote room only.” ... “But we can give you an upper.” ... “The Joneses may drop over tonight.” ... “Tell it to th’ jud “Fair and warmer today ; sho’ ’ : , or =A, Waksigie New Arrivar—I thought you might be gettin’ tired of alt om them harps, so I brought the ol’ bass drum along. comicbooks.com