Judge — August 24, 1929 — page 16: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE “That's all right, mister; don’t worry, I’m an Adagio dancer.” Good for a Million “Gentlemen, [ have two inven- tions that will make a fortune. But I need capital to manufae- ture them and put them on the market. One of my devices can not be blown, even by an expert. The other can not be picked, even by a veteran burglar! ‘Think what these two inventions will mean to millions of persons, pat- ticularly those who live in hotels and apartments! Think how they will welcome these absolute fac- tors of safety and protection!" “Wh are these devices of yours? A safe that can't be blown and a lock that can't be “No! Better than that! I've applied the same principles to a saxophone and a banjo!” —Cuet Jounson Turn About Then there is the Scotchman who gocs through the pockets of his wife’s knickers. Sare Cracker—Boys, I may be sentimental, but I hate to quit a good job like this. comicbooks.com