Judge — July 27, 1929 — page 16: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

By Air from Poughkeepsie Well, ladies and gentlemen, here we are at Poughkeepsie. As you know, this is the great event of the rowing season, and now I will turn you over to Isaak Gill- penny on top of the Woolworth Building. This is Isaak Gillpenny, ladies and gentlemen, trying to give you the picture of the great re- rata here at Poughkeepsie. From where I am I can't sce the river very well, but seven. shells from all over the country are go- ing to race for the... wait a minute... I'll turn you over to our short-wave transmitter aboard the yacht. This is Bill Hum perdink, folks, broadcasting by short-wave length, here at Poughk from J. W. Beaverboard’s pala- tial yacht, I think they're about ready to start, so I'll now turn you over to Mortimer D. Tit- weiler, who will broad a Kiddie Kar on the bri Hello, everybody. Herman Johnson broadcasting on one foot at the Washington Monument. The visi- bility is a little bad from here, but it looks to me as if Washing- ton were leading. No, it's Co- lumbia I'm looking at. Wait a minute while I get these glasses adjusted. Hey, George, will you adjust these glasses and not. so much Vermouth this time, please. That's better now. I'm sorry, I “Look, dear—is this the Swan Dive?” was wrong, folks. It is Dart- They Satisfy . in the ocean it’s FISH. . in bootlegging it’s GRAFT. . . in Boston it's BEANS. . . on the border it’s MURDER. . . in Washington it's DRAG. . in divorce it's ALIMONY. . in a cigarette it's TASTE! —J. Cc. e claims there is aleo- “Come then, a toast!” Gvrst (at summer hotel)—There’s one thing they neglected —Rareu C. Suarren to advertise and that’s “hunting on the premises.” comicbooks.com