Ronald Rump the Poor Little Rich Brat #2

In "The Bonespurs in the T-Rump Plague, Part 1," Ronald Rump—ever the entitled tycoon—demands dinner, only to be rebuffed by his supermodel wife Wilmania. With hunger mounting, he sends his sons Junior and Erock to hunt a T-Rump dinosaur, unaware the creature is merely sleeping. As a TV warning spreads about a deadly T-Rump plague, Ronald’s Twitter-Dactyls flood the airwaves with denial, setting off a chaotic chain of events that leaves the family sick and bedridden the next day.

In "Ronald Rump in the T-Rump Plague, Part 2," Ronald Rump finds himself at the center of a global health crisis after a single sneeze triggers the T-Rump Plague via the Docto-Matic machine. With Professor Brainstrain desperate to fix the mess, Ronald’s only hope lies in a mysterious witch who appears with a wild suggestion: journey to the Disenchanted Forest to find the cure. Written by an unnamed creator and illustrated by an unnamed artist, this absurd, satirical tale leans into its own ridiculous premise with a deadpan delivery that’s as sharp as it is silly.

In "Ronald Rump in the T-Trump Plague, Part 3," Ronald Rump stumbles into the Disenchanted Forest seeking a way to the future and a cure for the T-Rump Plague, only to be turned away by Gretchen. When Darnwell arrives and chases her off, he points Ronald toward the Witch of the Hollow Tree—though the journey there is no simple walk, with bridge trolls, a swamp creature, and a pair of familiar faces along the way. The witch grants Ronald an amulet with a clear instruction: use it to reach the future, then return. He rubs it—and vanishes.

In "Ronald Rump in the T-Trump Plague, Part 4," Ronald finds himself in a future where Earth’s medical cures are free and his Merry-Go-Lago theme park runs on pure joy—until he learns Mars charges for air and wealth still rules the red planet. After a year of endless rides and no bills, Ronald returns to the present, only to learn the T-Rump Plague was cured during his absence, the economy collapsed, and the fix came from taxing millionaires. Now, his parents demand he be spanked, but Ronald insists on a recount.