Ronald Rump the Poor Little Rich Brat #1

In "Charity Begins at Home," Ronald Rump, the perpetually spoiled rich kid, is sent by his parents to donate $100,000 to a charity—only to pocket the cash and trick the directors into thinking he’s there to collect. He spins up a fake charity of his own, the Rump Flounderation, with zero intention of helping anyone. When his parents find out, they shut down the scheme, cancel his allowance for a year, and deliver a well-earned spanking—because even in satire, family values still matter.

In "Darnwell, the Little Demon," the mischievous demon makes his way to Anarchy Elementary to teach a lesson in cruelty—only to be unexpectedly zapped by a hidden busser in the hand of his student, Andela. When she asks if she’ll get extra credit for the prank, Darnwell’s plans for chaos take a surprising detour.

In "The Hugest Birthday Party in History," Ronald Rump, ever the dramatic rich kid, insists he can't attend Jill’s birthday party—because his own, far grander celebration is happening the same day, despite his birthday being months past. With a budget of nine trillion dollars and a circus, a spaceship, and dinosaurs on order, he tries to cancel Jill’s event, only to find his parents are the only ones who RSVP’d—just to scold him. When he finally shows up at Jill’s, it’s not out of friendship, but because they made him.

In "Rudy & Julian," two friends try to plan a simple weekend of fun—swimming, hiking, fishing, even camping—but every idea is met with increasingly absurd, doom-laden objections from Julian. Rudy’s cheerful enthusiasm is constantly undercut by Julian’s relentless pessimism, turning even a campfire dinner into a nightmare of imagined hazards. Written with sharp wit and delivered in a single, perfectly paced page, the story captures a hilarious clash of optimism and cynicism.

In "Vlad the Imposter," Ronald Rump finds himself hosting a bizarre game show called "American Loser," where contestants face off in increasingly absurd challenges—only to be blasted with a water cannon for suggesting sensible ideas. When a final contestant proposes a wild plan involving kidnapping city leaders and crowning Ronald king, he’s declared the "non-loser," setting off a chain of chaos that brings in the mysterious Vlad the Imposter, a figure who may or may not be real. Written by Ronald Rump and illustrated by himself, the story blends satire and surreal humor as Ronald’s antics spiral into a bizarre showdown with a fake villain, a rescue mission, and a very embarrassed mother.