Photoplay Magazine Cover — page 107: what you’re looking at

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PHoTopLay MaGaziInE—ADVERTISING SECTION 107 Alas, Poor Hamlet (Conciuded from page 106) VON STROHEIM Carl Laemmle takes pleasure (?) in an- nouncing that he has expended $1,973,- 468,392.18 (latest figures available before adding machine broke) on the colossal spectacle “FOOLISH LIVES” WITH Enrico Von Srrouzim in the title rdle Sub-titles by Miss Aary Lower Betty Blythe, radiant star of ‘‘The | arms daintily smooth and her skin like living > * . “Aside from the fact that this film was ee oo Oey ky the cpanibenores ye satin with Neet, velvety and fragrant cream hair- Barat oho ales: directed, "chathevaphes remover. She says she likes it ‘‘best of all’’ because OS erie it requires no mussy mixing and is so swift and ro per cent American production, and any- soothing to utterly banish every trace of annoying supe: Wass usps: 16 kan't ts a: roscher,” hair-growth. Neet is delightful too because, by ** 6 freeing the underarm of hair, it thus healthily reduces the distressing armpit perspiration chiefly The Plot (if any) due to hair-growth there. Comes all ready to & Herr Kapitan Hugo Von Hemlet, use ;never fails ; wonderful in its charm-giving effect. TT) wettnown bomewsecker trom Pot Regular size 50c, 60c in Canada, at all drug and a few assorted blonde, brunette, and henna scalps for the collection in his trophy room. (Long shot of the entire principality of Monaco, showing every detail of the place including the Prince.) { Sub-title: “MONTE CARLO ..... I Gees LOOSB Sica. SEDUCTU- Ut SAA GRAVEYARD OF BANK- ROLLS.” (Close-up of Hemlet licking his lips.) Our hero starts his frst day right by ruining sixteen parlor maids, assaulting nine cooks and outraging two coachmen’s wives. He ts about to accord similar privileges to a Grand Duchess, when the censors inter- fere. So he decides to go after Ophelia, the wife of a wealthy American Ambassador. Hemlet visits her at her hotel, and finds that ber husband is away visiting the Prince (Close-up of the American Ambassador eat- ing with his knife, and offering his royal _—~ — $ host a quill tooth-pick.) ° x 500.00 department stores, or if you wish first to prove its wonderful results, send 20c for a liberal trial size | to Hannibal Pharmacal Co., 659 Olive, St. Louis. ———— ————e PO EE a= The American girl looks good to Hemlct. | “EMPTY ARMS” (Ciose-up of Hemlet licking his lips;—the : same one w rill do.) - Prize Contest Sub. title: “PASSION e a SOFT oq. s>e-e , The Leater Purt.- Baward Whiride phoney, INSIDUAL . . SEXITIVE -. THE PN et San a yeh Hey one Eee g dag er RADIATOR OF THE SOUL.” wslenittesd 2 yeize ot $500 carb will Be paid. mS So Hemlet decides to possess Ophelia. | - fag mb er pn app nl a The trouble is, however, that he doesn’t | Have Baby vires om ‘onal Area bee gent pe | cf oro «& A tt of sper oj we make up his mind quickly enough, It takes | In & Gordon Motor Crib. by Comf, on wd yore 2 copy Of Ure werdn of the 4 saog, tive Hales od Uhe him eleven reelx to do it, and by that time motors he safout way, tne snogly in oon Geib wai costes aed th “6 ate om eC tile. pleats optay. It will b anal -_ ve the American Aya tascadlon has finished his strap ‘ any touring ear, on Ay Trongereent ai Write postal or letter today to banquet and has come home. When he dis- wart a enor 9 pent amy oh ae hea raieed “EMPTY ARMS" CONTEST EDITOR protects nga covers the perfidy of Hemlet, he adds a few Dotin use. Sold everywhere or sent parcel post prepaid. WORLD M. P. CORPORATION more scars to the already extensive assort- Send for illustrated booklet and dealer's mame ee es ment on our hero’s Heidelberg brow, and GORDON MOTOR CAI CO. then heaves him into the sewer. led rebeatlnien cath ae — Bead Making At thi t Cilicia. be ————— AUR oa Oats ane « =o BOOKKEEPING pee, Our: FREE evening's entertainment. MADE at bia tn yout peat time. Ine Ten: we give you freon complete bes’ sakiog This brings us to the end of the 32nd ineteuction. ound and materins. We tench Yo BY mall & Recl, and the conclusion of Episode I, Epi- EAS correspondence echoot lara tote, fet and conker hiedn Deastentiag 604 eode 2 will follow later. ! loternationnl Cerrespendeere EX nen scory dete sh very ancient, Write IT’S A UNIVERSAL SUPER JEWEL | ——— Scheoin, Wor S402 oe conve: for deseriptive civcotars frees Write WOW HOME INSTITUTE OF TRADES. Dept. 2165 445-446 Bid Rapids, Mick, PADE-OUT. Hovseman When sou write te adtertisers ploase mention PROTOPLAY MAGAZINE.