Judge — December 1938 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Spic and Spam It's happened. ps the ads. THE y MANY USES, fect Fall dinner.” Spam and eggs... baked SPAM= these are just a few of the quick tricks you can perform with this fascinating new Hormel meat of many, many uses... Swing to SPAM today-!" We can't do anything else. We are recling in a perfect insensate miasma of sound. Advertising dealt us a ringing blow. Spam. Spork. Spacon. — Spca- nut-fed, Psmithfield Spam. Spam and eggs. No, the Ameri- can workingman will never stand for that. There will be whispers, march strikes. Police will mass. Hormel will be spicketed. Blood will flow in every Middlesex village and farm. Am wants HAM. Consider the railroads. “Spam- wiches—Spicken, Spam or Spe will be the cry in crowded ¢ Men and women will sic children will turn their innocent faces to the wall. The railroads, already troubled, will stop run- ning. America will be lined with rusty ribbons of steel. Spam on rye. Ham on Spy. Think of the international compli- cations, Civilization will end with a Spamburger in a toasted roll. In Hollywood, actors will be known as Spams. Actresses will be Spamwitches. The Spam what am. ‘The Ham what were. Spam = marches on. ‘The horror of it. Advertising gone quite, quite mad. Mary Shelley's dream come truc. Spam the Frankenstein, the Modern Prometheus. The final orgy of a great industry. SPAMI [. "Hey, you dropped something!" simple science exercise number one VISION. It is not the only kind of sur connected with RADIO or TELE- /IS1ON will be important some day. You turn on your RADIO, And PIcruRES come out. This is a picture of MENTAL TEL ‘That is TELEVISION, ATHY in action. It_ is like radio only it has no ‘TUBES. Tt uses BRAINS instead. MENTAL TELEPATHY iy not yet perfected. But it is nice when it works. You think the girl is sweet cnough to eat and then you find out she eats. That is MENTAL TELEPATHY. exercise number two This is a TE JONE It is a wonderful thing, It should be in every HOME. When you pick it up and call a NUMBER. Then you say, “Hello, what are you doing tonight Then you go to the MOviEs. That is the TELEPHONE. exercise number three fs) This is a Nut from a TEL VISION SET. It is a very NUT. It holds something together. nportant little Here are some bors and DAsugy from a TELEGRAPH SET. ‘They take the place of worps, ‘They should be in every HOME. Mr. Morse. invented the Tete. GRAPH. ELEGRAPHY is a great thing. When you wire HOME for MONEy, ‘That is TELEGRAPHY. exercise number five cD) @ This is a THING from ANOTHER WORLD. It is from the world of THE FOURTH) DIMENSION. The FOURTH DIMENSION is a Mysfy TERY. This THING is a MYSTERIOUS MON, STER. It is horrible. Some night you will see it in your bedroom. ‘Then you will stop carousing. LLOYD A. CRAIG) orders a minute steak, he really means itl" THE JUDGE FOR DECEMBER comicbooks.com