Judge — September 1938 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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In Witness HUMOR AWARDS For THE Jupce’s Humor Award: Frank Dunn for his “Physiognomy in Seven Easy Lessons,” in the July issue. Hope we have some more lessons. K. A. HeQueMBouRG, St. Louis, Mo. vw HIGH HAT AWARD For your “High Hat Award” I nominate: Secretary of Interior Harold L. Ickes. ‘ausc— Harold L. Ickes is Honest An able administrator Rugged protector of the populace’s interests Outspoken orator for democracy Loyal liberal Devastating, and dynamic opponent of politi- cal crookedness Lancing and lasting attacker of vested interests Independent and incorruptible Contemptible of political sophistry Keen and dashing modern knight against op- Exposer of bunk in high places [pression Salty coiner of apt and penetrating quips Yours without a struggle, E. NANCE, Altoona, Pa. vw WE WILL When the Mid-Week Pictorial stopped publication and my unexpired subscription was filled by THE JudGe, a very good turn was done me. I was made acquainted with what I consider the best and cleanest maga- zine of humor I have ever seen. I hope you will let me know when my subscription expires as I want to renew it. CHares S. PUTNAM, Hilo, Hawaii. vw HUMOROUS HUMOR Here's a bit of bumor I discovered in your last issue which I think was not intended to be such by you, but as I read down the first column of “Court Calendar,” under head of “Theatre,” I get this— I was a “Bachelor Born,” but “I Married An Angel” (?) “On Borrowed Time” in “Our Town.” She kept_me on “Pins and Needles,” _ travelling “Tobacco Road"— “What a Life!" Glad “You Can't Take It With You!” Mrs. Crris ROEssier, Sioux Falls, $.D. vw 0-0-0-H CAPTAIN! Anent Mr. Sumner's touching little lyric on page 16 of the August issue (O Captain! My Captain!), my quixotism forces me to rush to the rescue with the following: O Captain! My Captain! they done us wrong 40 Soak us Because they said you couldn't spell a word they called hohokus. For Captain! Dear Captain! the word on which they broke ye Is properly none other than our Tex-Mex friend. jocoque.* *Meaning clabber. Check in any dictionary | containing Spanish or Mexican words. A. J. L. Hume, Houston, Texas. vw INFORMATION DESK I hope Walter Winchell asks some more | juestions you can answer as you did in the July issue (page 13). regularly and remembered those “Things he never knew—.”” To get the most out of this three-cent stamp, I might as well add my plug for “MS. Found in a Seidel,” (page 12) “Physiognomy in Seven Easy Lessons” (page 18) and Judge Jr.'s Letter to his boss. Say, you're getting pretty good at that. Jack Lawson, Chicago, Ill. (Page 42, please) JUNGLE TELEGRAPH I read his column | of Monogram Pictures, gaily strums her guitar on the beech at Malibu while for many of us school days are drawing closer... and so are thoughts ‘of magazines, books, and football games. For complete relazation on the train campus, or in the dorm . . . MODERN MOVIES hits the bull's-eye. "You'll be delighted and amazed at the number of sonalized articles and timely informa- ion concerning, your favorite start—which appear in the September issue. Jow's this for @ preview? THE MOST DANGEROUS WOMAN IN HOLLYWOOD Which star Incites chivalry in the males et Hollywood and points East? Who un- derstands the male point of view so well? Who Is the screen's super-glamour gal??? Sh! Janet Gaynor takes All-American honors! an exclusive stor goes on behind the scenes in jero's life, of what Irs, Movie AN UNTOLD CAMPUS CONFESSION ‘A new slant on Bob Taylor In an exciting - Story told for the firt time by Bob's chum at Pomona, You'll enjoy every line of this human yarn, =THER EXCLUSIVE FEATURES: The Starmaters of Hollywood . .. Why fame and fortune shine on our Western waddies . . . Ann Miller's sensational success . |.” and many others. Get your “copy, of MODERN MOVIES pronto! You'll find the September issue at your nearest newsstand, Or would you like to avail yourself of our special sub- scription offer? Twelve issues for only $1.00 will reach you regularly! Think It ‘over, The coupon below is for your con- venience. Special Subscription Offer One Year For One Dollar Send this coupon attached to a dollar bill and we will mail you MODERN MOVIES for one year. Mail your subscription to us at Suite 1003, 18 East 48th Street, New York City, N.Y. “This is a business office, Clancy!” ' comicbooks.com