Judge — July 1938 — page 37: what you’re looking at

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SECTION FOR PERTINENT COMMENT To The Editor of THe JupcE Dear Sir: I have just finished reading the June copy of THE JuDGe, and want to com- ment upon two or three items that I read in it. I was interested in your statement of claim that you are decendint of Brian Borou and that you take Greaat pride in the fact that you are an Irishman. Well, I am one of the decendints of O'Donnell Abou and that type who goes to early mass so that when I want to say me prayers I do not have to be disturbed by listening to some cracked voiced Soprini trying to drown out the noise from the automoblies in the neigh- borhood of the church on a Sunday. Me Grandfather boarded a. sailing vessel out at sca to escape the Red Coated constabulary of the British, and sailed for America by way of Brazil. I can’t see for the life of me where what was once proud and Catholic Ire- land should be proud of the fact that a high prelate of the Catholic Church and a heathen prelate of the Church Of Eng- land between themselves set up the son of a Protestant Minister to be the head of Ireland. Why, between them they also changed the name of Ireland to Eyre or Air or some other phoney name. Thank God for that, as Ireland after all her Years of suffering and anguish does not have to live that down. Tis too bad, it is, that afther all these years we Irish have to read where the blood of our forefathers and priests has been shed in vain. Then another article you brought up is where you have tried to stir the Jews up to the point where they should go to war with that bum Hitler. And the letters to the editor of the same subject patting you on the back for your bold stand. It just goes to show you how smart the Jews are when they can tell before hand what an editor is going to write in his Paaper, and the real evi- dence of their gratitude to you as a Greaat editor is that it would be a per- fect plan if only some one would do the actual fighting for them. Let me suggest that you write an- other article and suggest that the Jews take up a collection at one of their Holydays and hire 10.000 Irish and then recruit 500.000 good young Jewish boys and sail for Germany by way of Roosia. Afther they had driven Hitler and his cooties out of Germany they could set up a government there and call it Ire- land. Let the Jews run the stores, the moving theatres, the stock exchanges, and the brick yards. the politicians. I think that such a movement would go over in a big way at the moment. To- day the Irish are like the daughter of a friend of mine who when she was 16 years of age was told that 12 o'clock at night was the limit for running around to drug stores and other places of drink. She swelled up like a pigeon and said that when she would be of age she would show certain people whom would be her boss. Her dad never quite fig- ured out who she might be driving at, but when she did get to her legal ma- jority she told her dad one night, “I am the most lonesome girrl in the world and do not know how to use me free- dom, and I do not know how to boss meself.”" Then there is another article that is the only humorous thing in your whole paaper and that is where you have pro- moted poor old Alf Landon for the Senate, and later for the Presidency. Let the Irish be You state that the last time he ran he | polled 17.000.000 votes. Well, so he did, but iviry time he made a speech he lost a million votes. For hivins sake if he does run agin to repesent what is left of us Republicans see that he does | not make any speeches or he won't get the two states that he did get the last time. Sincerely Yours, Dan B. DoucHerty, One of the Fighting Irish of W&J 1906. Dear Dan: Is this a private fight, or can we cach invite a few friends to come in? Sincerely yours, Epiror, (One of the much more fighting Irish of W & J 1908) To me nothing is more forlorn than an inscribed book, from a living friend to a friend lying on a bookstore table and to be had for a price. New York World Telegram. What makes us sad is the thought of our friends in that condition, and to be had for a price. “HEY, NOT THAT FACTORY— THE GENERAL'S GOT STOCK IN IT.” An address of prestige where the discrim- inating traveler may relax in an atmosphere of refinement. Under the same management as The Drake and The Blackstone in Chicago. A. S. Kirkeby, Managing Director The Town house ON WILSHIRE IN LOS ANGELES Ten Years in Wood Makes RON CARIBE (Cuban) The Smoothest Mellowest Rum You Ever Tasted Ask for Caribe Not Just Rum Justo Gonzalez y Cia 118 Zanja Havana, Cuba comicbooks.com