Judge — June 1938 — page 47: what you’re looking at

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You Soap My Back (Continued from page 9) “No, she lives there,” he called out. “Hired an office and made an apartment out of it.” “I didn’t know you could do that,” I said. “Isn't it against the law or some- thing?” “Oh it’s perfectly all right. She doesn’t know a thing about the law,” said Mrs. Jetnik. “Well, I'll see you later,” Gaenslein called, apparently leaving. “So long, Harry,” everybody said. “Well, it isn’t so crowded now,” ob- served Mrs. Jetnik. “Harry's a good scout, though. He’s going to give him. self up day after tomorrow.” “He's a fool for that,” Ed told me in a confidential bellow. “They'd never get him.” The door opened again. “Oh Mrs. Jetnik, here’s the milk man, Well, either come in or go out.” “Hello, Borden,” Mrs. Jetnik called out. “Well, how about it?” a heavy voice asked. “You know perfectly well; now don’t be silly.” “O.K.,” he said, and went out. “Poor man, he can’t eat oranges—has an allergy,” Mrs. Jetnik said. She was getting out of the tub now. Mr. Swarthout and I were slowly circling | around each other, to get the water all over us. Mrs. Jetnik said, “So long, people,” and closed the door. “See you later, Anna,” Mrs, Swarth- out said, running some new water into the tub. “She's going to sing La Bo- heme tonight, and she’s mad as the dickens about it.” 44 hate to get out of this steam into that cold room,” Ed said. “It's like starting a new oxygen tank.” “In the stratosphere, he means,” Eva- lyn said loudly. She was in the tub now, splashing about. “More like dropping fifty feet and catching the guard rope in the stomach,” I said. “That's true,” Ed agreed. “Remem- ber, Evalyn, four years ago, the man on the Jungfrau?” “That was me,” I said. Ed had be- gun shaving, and Evalyn was singing, “I'm an old cow hand, from the Rio Grande.” “Does all this happen every morn. ing?” I asked. Ed held up his razor. “Sure,” he said. ‘You don’t think I can go out for breakfast with a growth of beard on my face, do you?” $00 each LOW THE ORIGINAL CUSTOM MADE UNPAINTED BRIAR ROOT PIPE! Sweet from the very first puff in”, aS we use no point or gets. Root pores left ope Wilke pipes to color like meers¢ Now you can enjoy one of th pipes for only o dollar. THE IDEAL GIFT FOR FATHER’S DAY! rnish Ome ny f A ee w oo Wilke Pipe Shop 400 Madison Ave. New York, N. Y. Nome... Address. City.. Just clip off the mag- ical coupon and let this be a moment Famous physician relieves many ills, Heals without powder, prescriptions or pills, Jovial doctor with practice extensive; Is mirthful and mellow and yet inexpensive. 18 East 48th St., New York, N. Y. Here's my check for $1.50. Send me THE JUDGE for one year. you'll never regret. comicbooks.com