Judge — May 1938 — page 49: what you’re looking at

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If | Dare Say So (Continued from page 20) Irishman who went to Scotland and wrote a good play, doesn’t lionize worth acent. Too homely, and he can’t make a speech. New York tried making a hero of him, and gave it up. You can’t scare me with crises any more. You remember that awful day when we waited to hear the reverbera- tion of Mr. Paut V. McNutt’s ulti- matum to the Filipinos about how he must be toasted before PRESIDENT QUE- ZON? ... Here it is, months later, and we don’t even know what the answer was. But we're sure the champagne must have been good, before and after the ultimatum—particularly just before. . »» WARDEN Lewis Lawes assures me it's true, as I've often heard from prison. ers, that bankers and perverts have to be segregated from other prisoners to pro- tect them from murder or great bodily harm. . . . A report awaited breathlessly and long: On the Benefits to the Country Proceeding from the Memorable Con- ference of Little Businéss Men in Wash. ington in February. . . . Funny how all the zip has gone out of that once-absorb- ing question, who's going to play Scar. LETT? .. . Note to publicity experts: A good thing can be done to death. . . . And isn’t it about time to take that cen- sus of the jobless all over again? Might hire a special census-taking force this time, and get a dandy figure. When the SULTAN OF JOHORE says Get out of here four times to his wife, he is automatically divorced. Isn't he wonderful? I suppose if he said hell five times in succession, flames would break right through the floor. . . . Greet- ings and good wishes to Mark ETH- RIDGE, newsman turned radio dictator. Everybody will be telling you, so here's my diagnosis: Radio needs a little more masculinity in its males and a bit less femaleness in its femininity. . . . Yes, and it needs STOOPNAGLE and Bupp to do all its commercials. RW UNAUUANORSD HR EEANS HEED Saaonauua The Judge’s ‘‘Lost at Sea’ Puzzle By Ralph R. Cone, New York City SAILING ORDERS To navigate the course safely to the home port, you must fill in every space in the chart with a letter of a word containing the number of let- ters indicated in the orders. The orders also ex- plain the direction you must follow, the top of the uzzle being North. Each word starts with the ast letter of the word previously used. For ex- ample, your first word (SE 4) starts in the upper left space and proceeds four spaces in .a South easterly direction, or down and right. Start SE—The beginning of life. SW —To think, or consider. SE—With hops, it has a kick. SW—How Hitler treated the Treaty. How Sherlock found the puzzle. n 36 inches for short. WA working home girl. NW Before not turns quite cold. NE—Cakes won't pan out without this. NW-—Wild meat on the hoof. E—He did this to his empty cellar. SW —F.D.'s new one needs reshuffing. SE—What a thief gets away with. W—Horsemen with a big drag. SE—Junior’s dad. —Lettuce-lover —noted for mass production. NE—Where you find a price rise. NW—Acquisition without the strength of ten. W-—Deliberately aggravated. SE—Used before light and it's happiness, E—How an excited newshawk gets it out of his system. SE—The do-tor looked at your tonsils and, you said WA hung:y hummingbird at work. NW—That low feeling. NE-This is often done to a purist. E—High hat supper. Ss British artist makes his mark. W—What Japs send after bombs. SE—He's a Yugoslav today. SW—A compact mass of allied legislators. E—AIll proper authorities are this. NW—One lee. -Found in Fort Knox and teeth. W—If you own your own home you have one. W-—This man deserves the best in Washington. NW—This can change a cardinal into an ordinal. E—Nature and Goldwyn make these blasted terrors. SW—In the 3rd person singular, this vision is holy. SE—Late interesting condition of Lot's wife. SW —Where man outdoes the horse 5 to 1. SE—What you want the home harbor to be. Solution to Puzzle No. 403 QE0800 BeEnoeaa Pluls|H[m io] comicbooks.com