Judge — April 1938 — page 49: what you’re looking at

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If | Dare Say So (Continued from page 14) swell collection in his album to pore over when he begins to settle down and tell the grandchildren about the good old days. He's hipped on Ft. Worth, but is liable to picketing for being un- fiir to Dallas. 9 Pictures of the five DIONNES are less plentiful as the kids grow older and less ate in appearance. If they turn out to be really homely they may be able to have normal lives. . . . Doctor HuTCHINS stated it strongly for press purposes, but it’s true that most journal- ism schools are all but worthless. ..+ My hat is off to Davin HartTLey, bass singer, who, at 22, is going blind but is giving his time wholly to his career, instead of whining. Go to it! Horses Must Eat (Continued from page 13) in going over the application, and the accompanying Social Service Exchange form, I noticed that the SPCA reports having had a contact with Brady's Horse on 5-7-37. If this is true, the horse does not have settlement, and hence his ap- plication should be rejected. I further observed that the horse originally came from Maryland. Will you therefore in- form Mr. Brady, that while his applica- tion is acceptable, it will be necessary to return his horse to Maryland. Emergency Relief Bureau Inter-Office Memorandum To: Arthur Becker From: Ann Murphy, Case Worker I visited Mr. Brady's home, and was advised by him that certain difficulties have come up. The horse in question has turned out to be a mare, and has given birth to an infant horse. Inas- much as no means of support has been provided for the infant, I feel that the ase now comes under the Dependent Widows and Child Welfare Act. I have therefore referred Mr. Brady and his horse to the Board of Child Welfare. —Tep KRUGLAK. Rotters Abroad That's the way some countries are, They prattle peace and prepare for war. And some of them are worse by far, They prattle peace and start a war. How can we trust those scallawags Whose policies are zigs and zags? —wW. E. FARBSTEIN The Judge’s Crossword Puzzle No. 403 Submitted by Bob Rose, Kew Gardens, N.Y. Horizontal « He is third, you second. Musician in’ a swing band. hopper bait. ibetan goat's coat (Also—Shove with an M). hymes with reason. he fallen eagle. . What she meant when she said . The beginning of a perfect evening. . A Scotch Johnny, ‘A simply poisonous word. Tuck's sidekick. Embarrassing to see when speeding. What made Roman birds flighty. Honest shade of blue. 26. In each of us, but not in all of us, . A Holy look, 29. Tried on paper. + This is a bore. . What we'd like to get over except in war. Lacking in French. . Lots of people have been ridden out of town on a rail over this. . Same as 30 Vertical (or write your own ticket). . Not $4 and not 56, . Buy on this, and repent at seizure. : What you'd ‘like to be to a million. 3. This one’s a stinger. . This is swell—it'll slay yout Shake this if you're in a hurry, What the English always carry. This tops 49 horizontal. Home for indigent ducks. . This is found in the best circles. Why you lost your appetite. . How mobsters treat rivals. , What God, country, and Yale have in common. Something in Latin. Malay Strait jackets, . What Oscar of the Waldorf and Michaelan- gelo have in common. . The druggist’s mite. . Where a Sioux keeps his wig warm, . The rest of your kin. ’. Pushed after S. 68. How a Texan asks for food. Vertical . Legionnaires on busmen's holidays. . Francois’s ardor. . Put this before and you do it again. }. Work to Caesar, pleasure to us (pl.). These are registered when they’re not practical. Where plans are drawn for a castle in Spain. A toast in London; a dream in Berlin; a race track in Yonkers. 8. If this had been, it would be done. 9. Adam and I! Duce got a kick out of this. 0. These are worth a second look from anybody but a ham, 1, Little eut-ups. 3. Rider Haggard’s girl friend. 5. This pushes up the daisy. 7. Fading pickets. : 8) What happens when a sailor gets the air. 8. A weird feeling near a great lake. (0. Quivering lavendar. 1, Where the smith goes on strike. 33. Skin and bones around a girl's waist. Very near beer. . Folding Bedouins. . These serfed the Thames right, . End of a bad man or a good artist. Artillery score cards. + What many men wood sit on, . How the farmer thought. . This too often follows scandal, . Rhymes with mirth but is no laughing matter. . He got into a mess over a mess. ak the rich gravy. succeeds like this, Master became, . Short but powerful. Solution to Puzzle No. 401 comicbooks.com