Judge — March 1938 — page 45: what you’re looking at

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a AE; accident, you drank some car- Pic ares should call the doctor, and meantime take one of the following as an immediate antidote: soap-suds flour and water highball side car coffee lemon juice 39, According to a surveyor’s measure, one link is: a weak spot in a chain 3.43 inches 7.92 inches one chain the shortest distance between three points 40. If you were introduced to Joseph Levis, you might well say: Did you learn to ski in Norway? How big is the CIO, Mr. Lewis? You certainly know how to handle a fete It's an honor to meet the king of the clothing industry. 41. Pair the following bridges with the proper locations: 1. Peace a, Niagara Falls 2. Metropolis 6. Obio River 3. Hell Gate c. New York 42, The famous Flying Hamburger is: a German army plane served with onions a Wagnerian opera 4 German train Hitler's first assistant @ wrestler 43. Aaron Burr, John Adams, Thomas Jef- ferson, John C. Calhoun, Martin Van Buren and Theodore Roosevelt all served as: Speakers of the House of Representatives Presidents of the United States Vice Presidents of the United States Pin boys in bowling alleys 44. Totem poles consist of: Aboriginal family symbols a series of sourpusses carved May poles for primitive festivals symbols of sacrifice offered to the Goddess Isis 45. You needn't be a Greek to know that | Didymium is: @ trade name for baby's the daughter of Jupiter a metal ants f a femme fatale an epic poem about Dido an oratorio 46. According to Jonathan Swift, the peo- ple in Lilliput were: big as horses pocket size Holy Rollers as tall as they were wide half man and half animal 47. An avocado is a: Mexican lawyer alligator pear French cocktail bobby Legal adviser to a monastery Spanish onion 48. In the Navy, a flag lieutenant is: an admiral’s aide the signal officer the officer having charge of the colors the cook's helper an ensign the officer who is voted the star-spangled idiot for the month 49. Tyromancy used to be: Divination by means of cheese rule by a tyrant study of Etruscan science art practiced by Tyrean astrologers 30. A proselyte might be anything, but it is az boy who serves a priest at Mass follower of the oldest profession convert to a religion cave dweller model after which something is copied fairies Answers on Page 46 Number of correct answers. Multiply by two for score.....-cocse---- art of training beginners | FOLLOW THE SEABOARD RAIL-TRAIL TO FLORIDA SUNSHINE Four Completely Air-Conditioned trains daily...led by the two famous ORANGE BLOSSOM SPECIALS THE BLUE-RIBBON TRAINS TO FLORIDA Low rail fares, safe, comfortable travel. Latest type of Pullman cars. De luxe, reclining-seat coaches (only Seaboard has them to Florida). Take your auto by rail at low cost. Ask any Ticket Agent or consult any of the following Seaboard offices: New York, 8 West 40th Street Boston, 310-313 Old South Bldg. Philadelphia, 1428 So. Pena Square Baltimore, S and 7 So. Calvert Street Washington, 714 14th Street, N.W, Pituburgh, 331 Union Trust Bldg. en, THE ROUTE OF THE COMPLETELY AIR-CONDITIONED TRAINS ‘THe lack of the ability to laugh at the right time has more than once changed the course of the world’s destiny! Rulers have lost their sovereignty—men have lost their heads—the United States Government has lost billions of dollars—(Why is it that all losses in the United States are invariably computed in dollars?) all because of one simple human frailty—the lack of a sense of humor. And what about today? Why do current Dictators, proponents of force, al- ways look so grim, with protrui ing jaw, piercing stern eye, as if they fe: imminent dislodgment? Why, on the other hand, have the United States Presi- dents, proponents of democracy, cultivated that radiant and disarming smile to the point of endangering their amateur standing as entertainers? These are questions over which to ponder! THE JUDGE, after 57 years of objective observation is convinced that if PROGRESS is to be made in the betterment of human and international relations —it will be accomplished by and through our sense of humor—and that means your sense of humor. THE JUDGE, | enclosed please find $1.50 18 East 48th Street V Name a New York, NY. | Salina == wg spt ! lic Libr Subscription 50 |°¢ ary——— FOr OM® YOOP....c.eeneennoe $] H ae 115 South Avenug. comicbooks.com