Judge — December 1936 — page 45: what you’re looking at

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The Judge Jr. HIGH HAT AWARD No. 12 To: Mr. Alfred Fondeler, 1496 Vyse Ave., Bronx, N.Y Citation: For having the courage to do what almost every man—and woman has often wanted to do: sock a person who talks persistently and annoyingly a movie, to the discomfort of all within earshot durir Too often has Man been bound to a false ideal of chivalry where women are concerned. He has been brought up to believe that they must be humored, in d to any and all conditions ed, honored, deferred under But a champion has arisen! Mr. Al- fred through the routine discomforts and dis- Fondeler, of the Bronx, went courtesies attendant on the cinema con. | versations of Miss Margaret Schultz, also of the Bronx, for just so long. He her, and he asked her with courtesy to desist, Miss Schultz felt that she was on safe ground, and gave him nothing save a lot more talk. Soo... Alfred socked her. Right in the eye. Splendid! She had him arrested. And Magistrate Curran honored Alfred for his long-overdue deed in Night Court. (An for Mr, Curran, score- keeper!). Honored him and discharged him. Men cheered. A new era dawns. Judge Jr. takes terrific satisfaction in Mr. Fondeler this Dobbs High Hat in recognition of his blow for masculine freedom in the world of shushed native Bronx but assist awarding the cinema. Carry on, lads! The Judge Jr. FLANNEL NIGHT CAP AWARD No. 12 To: James Roosevelt, Esq., The White House, Washington, D. C. For having the brilliant idea King the statement that he did in rd to his father’s alleged plans for changing the Constitution and establish. w NRA—three weeks before election day! Any keen realized ing observer of the passing that the President was looking for some legal method to curb the profiteers and sweat-shoppers so that socially sound could Prosper Ir ious Jimmy, however, let the cat out of the bag at the most inoppor- scene industries tune possible moment, thereby probably | losing his pappy the States of Vermont and Maine. To your illustrious Dad, Jimmy, we pay homage. To you, young man, we award our flannel night cap, with an admonitory pat on the posterior. 43 A Sensational, Entirely Novel jame which will Delight All y of MONOPOLY, The Object is fo Capture Count Cards totalling a Million Dotlars Havoc is raised by the xeiting Bull and Be. alread a certain localities is comin ) You will like it, Price 75 cents. A Toast to Age! Aged bitters gives your drink natural, mellow flavor which an ordinary bitters lacks. # Insist on “ABBOTT'S” --America’s Oldest and Finest. The Abbott man pictured above appears on every label. Look for him before you buy. He's the sign of the age. Original Drawings from JUDGE ‘AN be purchased for as little as one or two dollars. By well known sts. Suitable for framing. Make ex t Christmas gifts. Sent C.0.D. to out-of-towners who write us the types preferred and the number of originals wanted. Vote for quick cough relief...the tried and true Smith Brothers Cough Drops. (Two kinds— Black or Menthol —5¢.) Smith Bros. Cough Drops are the only drops containing VITAMIN A This is the vitamin that raises the resistance of the mucous membranes of the nose and throat to cold and cough infections. comicbooks.com