Judge — December 1936 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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LETTERS Dear Edi Just bought copy Novem- ber Jupce. Happy to learn you ‘got Life L mean Life though is please wire i diately what the gal on your 1c front cover is sitting oF Now just say well x she's sitting on our front Ir may be on her t you don't 1m it clear always just naturally worried when 1 sce a girl up in the air like that and so. forth, Exnesr € follower of all things th mble but honest. op ze Jean Nathan has done, a harm to the stage than’ in America It is not easy to understand why print this man’s mi Very truly yours, HOM. Watkre y other one Jupce spew of abuse. JUDGE, JR WOULD YOU BE KIND ENOUGH TO WIRE ME COLLECT CARE OF © KR FREDERICK SON CAMBRIDGE ROAD THE BEST IPE FOR CLARET PUNCH STOP HAVE THIS NOT LATER THAN THURS DAY NOON THANK YOU VERY KINDLY J B MOORE MUST ONE QUART CHARGED WATER FOUR POWDERED SUGAR ONE SPOON GRATED NUTMEG ONE LIQUEUR GLASS MARASCHINO FEW SLICES CL CUMBER RIND STIR WITH ICE IN PITCHE ER JUDGE JR CLARET ONE BOTTLE TABLESPOONS QUARTER TEA Dear Sir 1 get a big kick out of Ed Graham's gags 2 JUDGE. Hope you keep him featured from to month Neher and Coe come in a close td much of their stuff always enjoy JUOGE although I've al cessful when trying to sel » you. Keep up the laugh Sincerely second it see as Fo Rerp. editor y that i cannot find time to churn you may suspect is a nic tho: t side . an he the only di ce is the av ot is paid for his pai the only pleasure i have these days con: the Hama with my fan ail, i ap your kind offer and that i cannot oblige sincerely the 200 where i pelt am. sorry F. ALLEN Dear Sirs I like the Juoce very much but 1 ca see why y sell it for five cents like the Liberty d Post. They have cach two million readers, which is but a fleabite compared with the 125 million peo- ple in the USA . . . Surely it does not cost as much to print or at least not more than the three weeklies mentioned. I buy all three hut caly so long they keep up the nickel pace, I buy xo magazine which costs more than five cents, Yours truly, H. Bucner. Dear Sits In one of your recent issues one with a very poor sense mor tried to put the Boy on pan. He is ob viously just breaking in to the game. He is probably one of joys a the reasons why Life ion. The de large citcul walk home ts. He : E.BH ‘So this is supposed to be a “funny” paper last issue 1 presume would be no to the rule. Well, 1 have not se for years, but if there is any lau it is on me for having been sucker enou to have invested 15¢ in a copy, or bs out here on the g n u folks supposed to laugh at anything y the great cultural centers pronounce “funny Maybe we should laugh for the same rea son the laughing hyena feast that he found two weeks after left it—because it's rotten. urs truly Tr. M. Trius. As long as I have been reading Jupcr, 1 don't believe I ad as a pleasure from any issue your rrent aber. azine seems to vibrate wit! The whole ma power and pep, and of course, with the usual originality it has every month, T enjoyed it sor ht you u interested in knowing of my re every and with kind pers Very cordi coming year 1 am, J. K. Moxiey Dear Editor Just returned to New York a ly yesterday of the demise of 1 arned and the transfusion of what was vital in it to JUDGE As one who followed Jupck in the ol prosperous weekly period, I am tickled silly bout this new lease life and want t we the best of luck w ye if there's an the building of the new an 1 should 4 ted te J better Jupor Ip. No ‘strings be del tached; 1 am ke Sincerely yours Su FY SILVERMAN Judge Established 1881 jack SuutttewortH, E TrD Sttane Pake LORENTZ. STANLEY JONES Jepur 1 \ m e No. 2 monthly by Judge M inc ation othce, 404 North We Mo HL Editorial and executive New York, N.Y July 26, 1933, ris, UE, un right, 1936, by J n rate, United State year: foreign, $2.50: . Pres: Entere the and Canada 1Se a copy. Fred jent and Treasurer; Jack Shy ice President; Frank C. Fisher, Secre ie M. Nilan, “Assistant Treasurer.» Par tention is called to the fact that every article and picture appearing in Juoor is under the provisions of Section 3 of the ( Law of the U.S. | GIRLS CALLED HIM ‘BLUEBEARD’! ! —hbecause every time he let out a blast of murderous tobacco from his never-cleaned pipe they couldn't help thinking of the famous gent who as- sassinated six wives. A pity, too— when women love pipe-smoking done in the right way. Which is? 1. Keep your pipe tidy. 2. Switch to the to- hacco that burns cleaner and smells more fragrant. We modestly admit that’s Sie Walter Raleigh Smoking Tobacco—an uncommonly mild blend of Kentucky Burleys delightful to both smoker and audience. How such su- perlative tobacco can be only 15¢ is our worry. Try atin. You'll bless us. FREE bookiet tells how to make our old pipe taste by bow to be ‘ite for TUNE IM JACK PEARL (BARON MUENCHAUSEN) MBC BLUE NETWORK, MONDAYS 9:30 P. M., £. 5.7. comicbooks.com