Judge — December 1936 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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PRAYER ON SKIS If I could manage not to break My neck upon this demon hill, I would survive to undertake The rearing of a daffodil And all its little sisters, now Asleep beneath the glittering snow. We planted bulbs enough, I vow Some twelve or fourteen weeks ago To guarantee results, come Spring, Wherefore I do beseech Thee, Lord, For quarters underneath Your wing In view of giving bed and board To hyacinths, and tulips too. It's clear I'm not a reprobate, But should be spared to see them Bi ied vy ‘ tt ee —Marcar eT FisHback r Sana ty \ owt og ie - through In state What amazes us is that people will Quite a few European countries have These combination radio-bars are a hire a man to remove the ice from their such complete confidence in their forti. wonderful invention. You turn on a sidewalks but tackle the job of getting fications they are beginning to send popular comedian and when he begins it out of refrigerator trays themselves. delegates to all the peace conferences. to sound funny, you know you've had enough ’ Then there is that wise married cou- ple who forgot their differences, and all decided to start life anew by burnin their bridge prizes behind them ’ And we often wonder where our janitor gets the ashes he sprinkles on the sidewalk. ’ Simile: As brief as Salvation Army band practice ’ Peace on earth, good will to men is a great sentiment but it seems to get short- circuited as easily as the Christmas tree lights. ’ And to look at the department store Santa Clauses you'd hardly suspect that a lot of them are last year's college graduates. ’ As we understand it, a trailer is noth. ing more nor less than a 24-hour break- fast nook ’ "I want something that will sting people Today's Version: God save the King in the pants!” from the gossips! comicbooks.com