Judge — November 1936 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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Judge Mastress Pepys’ Journal CTOBER L—Motoring down from O Cooperstown through the ple v wntryside, thinking how much 1 unter an absence of refreshment stands dvertising would make it, and was minded of Ogden Na quatrain, which has become a re feature in my table-talk repertoir snd commerce sh’s alar I think that T shall never see \ billboare Perha unless the billbocare Ml never see a tr fall Thinking also of Sam's and my eter- “Hereafter practice your passes on the field, By Baird Leonard country for the whole year without ever x the slightest steps to dos said that when one is tired of Hyde Park 1 did hiss childi ly to indicate my political preferences smile to remember how excited [had become over the preparations for Republican rally—hiring « not in the parlor!” lkaud, writing campaign songs, corraling or the parade, e that Thad gone into dinner wit putting on my jewelry, Arrived home t find some of my cronies awaiting me, « there was much pleasant chitchat, Marg Boothby confiding that when she bathed her dog these days she dried it wit the hair-drier, and that her new butler had told her, on hearing that her nephew had won a medal in some sport or other, that he had one of those things himself, and when she did ask hin what he quoth vaguely, “lm not quite sure, Madam—my sister has it, But | think they call it the Victoria Cross.” And Biff Haskins did recall how my Sam, whe his it was ne a slave t Was so irritated when they were I interminably by a millionairess looking for a lost ball, had remarked, “Ht 1 ewned half Standard Oi) Company of New Jersey, Ud drop another ball and let four poor fellers through.” Carol White was full of the droller f T helpers down in Midd Ubeit a wizard over the heing so illiterate that Carol has te draw ler instructions, to a point where, if she wants a dozen lemons, she is obl sketch the whole twelve ona ki slip. Mso at young houseboy, when her dhunghter did’ tell him: that couldn't get the door of her car open, had saic Canteha? and walked away. The sane vetizers, was asked by s guest what one did with the twothpick in the cocktail s und replied “Hold ite” O' TOBER Somewhat «i this morning at facing the tenin ets, my wardrobe al par getty te Is and peri the trunks am the way, but 1 was y non packed and out Inckily saved from beginning the tire some business at once Mis I odid read it straight th v falling uper odelightiul gh, and w sked my Katic vere making out it 1 that me places icle’s Book,” LT emerged from it and and Helen how the is, Katie rest they had got it so that in you could sce the floor, Mic in, having he the other roc ni ve Marvel » tell YW a-twitter for me to tell of my lear fortunes, and hers at once, whieh LE did, and when she protested my refusal to pronounce deti nitely whether Hearts was the Queen ot r Diamonds, TE confided that an had advised me te pass up distine comicbooks.com