Judge — July 1936 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Judge Your Grocer’s Worth By DeWitt O'Kiette “ ELLO—EFlite Grocerteria?” "Yes, Ma'm.” “This is Mrs, De y—lI'd like to give an order.” “Certainly, Mrs. Delldilly, what'll it: be ? “Well. Vd like a 4 ick of white flour.” “Sorry, Mrs. Delldilly, we don't carry white flour any more wwowe'’ve just read msumer’ it t white iris OS, ground marble ! f m mach, We couldn't think of sel of course not. Le bhly-Waubhiy seap varts Ive to Pope cS sublimate. 11 it ar shin jus has yet!" *s because vou didn't know the Naturally, we couldn't th How about some salt?” “yo think we'd want to explode you and your far you happen F h wear your mouth after salt ing something ? a don't catch us selling salt. Why all itis is erys : s. mixed with hellebore mendously volatile and explosive. too, Manufacturers make y now to save money.” ms, Tm glad you told me, However, yo may send me a bottle of vinegar “Yon mean sulphuric acid—that’s what vinegar really is, you know. No, Mrs. Delldilly, if you want so-called vinegar, “Cagey, isn’t she?” you'll have to go to some unserupulous beotlegyver. Elite Grocerteria is an ethical establish: “How about a nice can of tomitoes ? “Now, Mrs. Delldilly, if you'd just read one or two of these new books t about ils in foods, you wouldn't a us for tomatoes. Why, the Intest dope is tomatoes a single vitamin and they actually dissolve the bones.” “My little boy just thrives on tomatoes.” “And he probably 1 ‘t any bones, either, VM bet if you took an N-Ray of him he'd be lhonele wereh, Besid that. over fifty per cent of canned tomat re old chopped up red rubber boots. Ne, TP can hardly rec mend the to- matoes—not afte at Poe read | “Well, Mr. Dobson, could you please, - vl me at ean of baking powder 2” oe E’VE quit carrying that, too. B *s much bet- ter if you'd make it yourself, anyway. Then you're sure what you're getting, Just go out in the back yard, ¢ little clay, J] some cream of tarter and there’s your baki powder, Recent exposes prove that’s all baking powder is, way, these days, Even from reputable manufacturers » telling what the shoddy fellows put in it.” Ml right, Mr. Dobson, But have you anything to send over at my family might eat?” Certainly, Mrs. Delidilly, I've got the love! amber. But be sure you bathe and sterilize it, then let it soak over- night in an argyrol solution so’s to yet all that poison stuff off that’s sprayed on it while it’s growing. VIL send that cucumber right over, Thank you, and goodby, Mrs. Dell- dilly comicbooks.com