Judge — April 1936 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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The Judge Jr. Flannel Night Cap Award No. 1 Yo: Father C. O'Connor, of New Y Crratios: For turning both the radio and the Capitol into a forum for the release of personal abuse, de- n, charges and counter-charges with a none of which were accom- panied by either proof or action. For the first time, lads, Junior is working the Flannel Night Cap industry overtime. This windstorm, rocked the n: We think fulfill his. prom White House to t hlin and Representative J. J. rk. nuneiati 1s background, re which tion’s antennae, t if Represe and kick Capitol, a couple of caps. ve O'Connor were to lin from the it would prove the news- reel sensation of the decade. We bet that Mr. Roose \ would want a 30-yard line seat for that final field r hey? But Representative O'Connor took it ack later .. he , | We are vinted at Father € lin, the Big Voice of the Shrine of the Little Microphone, promised he was only fool disap to be or Capitol steps on Feb, 26th, garbed in the latest clerical kicking outfit—and then failed to Ww He too, it appears. was only fooling. I's th like this that shake the public’s confidence in our leaders Two Flannel Night Caps, men, and make thick—the pressure is terrific! “em ext The Care and Feeding of Visitors ELIEVING that almost every resider ced with intermittent visiting ¢ form of relatives, friends, and the relatives and friends of both, ad infinitum, Jun jor has evolved a practical schedule for dealing with them, Not in any spirit of inhosp tality wl hich would clash with the fi old traditions of the th, suh! But one to be invoked after they have seen all the shows, gotten well singed in the hot spots, and seen Jack Dempsey. Here is the seh of Gre: Gotham le, Tt is educa It is instructive. It calls for little cash. It kee; in the open air, and away from your disrupted apartment until all hours, When they return, they hours of shut-eye. ed—all they want is ten And sometimes they don't find their and d Splenc perty: Dl are poc way back for days Statue of 1 up the patriotic appeal of this junket. Recall the close ties which bind us you better make that “bound,” Mr Say nothing of the crowded boat from the Island. And don't, as you value spiral staircase steps that eventually bring you, dizzy and gasp- ing, to La Liberty's head, Stress the view of the N.Y. sky- line, the bracing harbor air, the glow of the grapefruit rinds drifting by. 1 iess of the leg muscles which follow this trip n ly visitor to the house for a month following, so better reserve this one for the last—and rush to the train, Wall St. (maybe Printer), to France. Battery to Bedloe’s mention the 161 your life, le stiff confine “em straight Especially recommended for persistent guests please) (Page 26, comicbooks.com