Judge — January 1936 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Answers to Last Month’s Wi The Nick of Time Since Francois saved twenty minutes on the round trip he must have saved ten minutes each way. Mr. Smith must have met him at 4:50 then, after walking for 50 minutes. For Charity First we must discover in how many ways $1.35 can be the difference between two square numbers. We find that there are four and only four such sets. Nits 46.24 44.89 5.76 441 2.56 1.21 1.44 09 White got 12 hearts, and his wife Clara got 3; Green got 16 hearts and his wife Ann got 11; Black got 24 hearts and his wife Syl- i t 21; Brown got 68 hearts and his wife Josephine got 67 Fish Story Johnny had eight) fish, Chick had twenty-two, and Shorty had ten. Just What the Doctor Ordered! ® If you find yourself feeling more and more out of sorts If you bark at your family and shake your fist at cab drivers If small annoyances loom like large ones, and large ones look absolutely insurmountable You Need Judge! And a brand new sense of humor. ® Start the New Year with a thorough examination of your risibilities. Stop bothering your friends with the same old gags. Get your jokes before the tadio gets them. Digit Crypt CLARIONETS 0123456789 Mutiny in the County Arms shipment about ready. Thirty planes also, Waiting cash. Our main strength weakness of present govern- ment. Strike while iron hot. Arkologic The following are all possible com- binations of father and son. Snem, Sr Ham. Sr. Jarnerit, Se. Shem, fr. Ham, Jr.) Japheth, Jr ul Shem, Jr. Japheth, Jr. Ham, Jr If Ham. fr. Shem. Jr. Japheth, Jr. IV Ham, Jr. Japheth, Jr. pe ge V Japheth, Jr. Shem, Jr. Ham, fr. VI Japheth, Jr. Ham, Jr. Shem, Jr. A. I is eliminated by “not respec- tively.” B. The problem states that Japheth, Sr. was in the Ark, therefore it was Japheth, Jr. who was not. >. Ham's cousin in No. 5 is there- Jr. fore Shem, Sr. took care of © Just mail the prescription below— for a whole year's supply of Vitamin L (Laughter), at a ridiculously low consultation fee. apheth’s nephew in No. 4 was not J th, Jr. (B), nor Shem, Jr. (C), therefore it was Ham, Jr. (Eliminate If and V). F. In No. 4+ Ham's nearest-of-kin oseceaeicrecen a cove cannot be Japheth, Jr. (B), nor Shem, Jr. (C), nor Shem, Sr. (D), nor Japheth, Sr. (E). Therefore Ham, Sr | and Ham, Jr. are father and son, which makes VI the only possible combination The Punch Bowl Eleven-cighteenths was hard liquor. Ry Judge, 18 East 48th St. New York City, N. Y. (J) Enclosed find $1.50 for a whole year's subscription to Judge. comicbooks.com