Judge — December 1935 — page 36: what you’re looking at

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HELPED SHIFT PIANO AND STRAINED WRIST But good old Absorbine Jr. Gave Quick Relief TEPPING to the aid of two servants who were shiftinga | piano back into place, Mrs. D.* | painfully strained her left wrist. "1 When discomfort and swelling | 1 © ing | continued to increase during | the day, she thought of an Absorbine Jr. bottle in the bathroom and started frequent applications. Pain and swelling both rapidly subsided and she was able to enjoy a good night's sleep. In a couple of days the incident was forgotten. For years this remarkable old liniment has been the good friend of countless families. There’s nothing like it for sore muscles, aches, sprains and bruises. Kills the fungi that | cause Athlete’s Foot, too. And costs very little — because a little goes so far. All druggists’, | $1.25 the bottle. For free sam- | le, write W. F. Young, Inc., Springfield, Mass. | *Based on actual letter from our files ABSORBINE JR. Relieves sore muscles, bruises, muscular aches, sprains, Athlete's Foot Bringing the War to Your Parlor By Elwood Ullman NOUNCER: A-1 Root Beer pre- sents a special program from hiopia which comes to you through the facilities of the United Broadecast- ing ‘or relinquishing their prog ly heard at this time, we wish to thank the Gleamo Shoe Polish Co., Gluv-Tite Undies, Inc., and the makers of Killzoff Pest Powder. W take you now to Ethiopia where you will hear the voice of our sports reporter, Jimmy Jordan. JIMMY: Greetings, friends of the air!) This is Jimmy Jordan broade, ing the war in Ethiopia. We're sta- tioned in a bomb-proof press-box lo- Jon the crest of Mount Bazawam, overlooking a wide plain where the op- posing armies are about to stage a bat- tle. This war comes to you with the compliments of A-1 Root Beer, the tops in soft drinks T'll be assisted here at the mike by my very good friend, Eddie Friends, | Waldron, who has helped me cover many big sporting events. Eddie will comment during lulls in the fighting nd TI give you the bullet-by-bullet ripti on, Well, it’s approximately 9 am., Eastern Standard Time back in the States, and the battle will get going here in about five minutes. Both sides have greed to it this ¢ to one hour in order to avoid canceling tha popular feature, “Doings of the Dok So don’t worry, listeners, Mr. Doke and his family will be on the air at 10:30 as | usual, immediately after this one-hour program, There's still a few minutes left before the whistle blows and I’m going to ask Eddie Waldron to say a few words to you while I take time out to drink a cold bottle of that good refreshing A-1 Root Beer. Come in, die! DDIE: Thanks, Timmy. and hello radio audience! While Jimmy is enjoying that bottle of delicious A-1 Root Beer, I'll try to describe the scene as we see it from the top of this 1200- foot mountain. It’s a grand day—warm, but not hot, with a gentle breeze blowing The sky is a brilliant turquoise, with only a few fleecy clouds in evidence. All in all, conditions are ideal for a great battle. The valley below is absolutely de- serted as both armies are remaining under cover until the time for hostilities. However, we understand there will be no last-minute changes in the line-up. Ethiopia will send in two divisions of 34 from the west. iv fantry and one division of cavalry. The other side will send in a like amount of infantry, but instead of using cavalry will pin their faith on tanks. Naturally it'll be interesting to see whether the nags can outmaneuver the machinery. I'll try to pick up the Ethiopi: for y— Just a minute, some men have appeared on the field and it looks like we're getting started! Come in, Jimmy ! JIMMY: Yes, friends, we are getting started! The rival commanders are out in the middle of the plain tossing a coin! Ethiopia wins the toss! Ethiopia wins the toss and chooses to defend the western side of the valley! That puts ate afternoon n band the sun behind them—it's here. you know. Well, the generals are trotting back to their positions now and in a very few moments you'll hear the opening salvo of artillery! ANNOUNCER: A-1 Root Beer, hopes you are enjoying the war. For that blah feeling, try A-1 Root Beer. Why not listen in with a few cold hot- tles at your elbow? Just step to the phone and call your grocer. yas Everything's quiet, but you can feel the tenseness! It’s the lull before the—Oh, here come some horse- men sweeping out of the hits! They're Ethiopians! No, it’s the other side! Yes, they are Ethiopians—I was right the first time! Here they come, charg- ing across the plain! Wait, they're turn- back! It isn’t a charge, it’s a re- ! Eddie! What do you make of it? Ethiopia offside. That must be it! The sounded as the other + JIMMY: whistle hadn't army is still waiting for their ammuni- tion! Believe me, it’s a tough job get- ting guns and ammunitions over these mountains—the narrow and dangerous trails can only be traveled by sure- footed mules! Well, everything's quiet once more and it looks like we'll be de- layed a few minutes longer. Friends, while we're waiting, we'll entertain you with one or two record- ings. The first number will be the one and only Ted Lewis and his band play- ing that old favorite, “Tiger Rag. EDDIE: Just a minute, Jimmy. Be- fore we go ahead with “Tiger Rag,” want to clear up one point—about the duration of the war. Friends, it’s going to last 13 weeks, a full 13 weeks, A-l Root Beer has signed the rival powers to a 13-week contract! JIMMY: That's right, listeners! And it'll continue longer if we take up our option! comicbooks.com