Judge — December 1935 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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Mistress Pepys’ (Continued from page 6) | having some sort of diet compact, but I told her to have no fear of financial loss, because the year that I had a similar arrangement with Marge, I | virtually clothed myself with what she paid me for her indulgences, and | even so I am none too sure that I received all that was rightfully com- i to me. Adelaide did also tell me how her husband had become more and more dissatisfied with the way their butler table, until ht he made the fellow sit throug dinner with her while he himself 1 er to show him by | rve served them, in or example what he con he done. Quitting the shop I did | ta-collection of new gad- gets a device to hold a book so that knitter can read as well as knit, but | would never do for me, for Lord! it is all I can do to count stitches and keep track of rows, and should I take my eyes off my work, it would look battle emblem punctured with | bullet holes. Home and did on a great apron to help n out the . and was ina ered should spy i like s y Emelie cle redicine chest fearful wax to find that many of the articles which I have been missing and replacing had been taken over by that wretch of a Samuel to his own bathroom, but I m ed something of the sort from past t have suspect- experience, for he does never return mptly but money and my manicure scissors, and the latter only | hecause I keep up a shout until he finishes with them, Ate so lightly at dinner that a fierce hunger came upon me after midnight, and frightened to | venture as far as the icebox because of the gruesome tale I was reading, I did arise and eat up Betsy Bruce's wedding cake which I was saving to send Aunt Caroline. No Dice I LIKE a man Who is nonchalant. The dégagé baby’ The one I want, With a nice, cool clasp, And a nice, cool eye, And a manner refreshingly Crisp and dry. anything pre I hate the bird Who gets sentimen I hate the romantic And elemental. my hair, 1 I'm mad—with Inconsistency— When he won't get exci Over me! BEEMAN’S tones up the digestion... puts pep in your stride Try BEEMAN’S... Its pleasing flavor keeps right on satisfying... Beemans/. comicbooks.com