Judge — November 1935 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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And time of sickness, fire, droug t, tack, each man was in truth brother's keeper. In spite of the speci modern times, the. spe scope of business and social li more than ever, the need for the i of b are you calle help the other fellow fram his house, or to fi shoulder to shoulder with him st a common foe, But it is your responsibility to support, as nstitutions that min- welfare the welfi definitely asa pi or hbors. Hospitals, ies, day nurseries need and de- serve your help... . So do homes for the aged, the blind, the incurable. + So do the agencies that build youth of your community. It’s still necessary to be a good neighbor. And it’s still possible. Support your Community Chest. inswer local welfare appeals. You Ul be the best possible neighbor in your own neighborhood! GERARD Swope, Chairman, National Citizens’ Committee MOBILIZATION FOR HUMAN NEEDS—1935 AU facilities for this advertisement furnished the com- miltee without cost | Tam ready.” | doorbell rang and in strode the Marxes. | hide on the water as soon as we de- High Mat (Continued from page 13) He drew it and drew it till he had every- thing, including his hollow back tooth, filled. Then he sat back to enjoy a smoke, crying, “Let the drought come. As he was so saying, the | Without a word, they all calmly stripped | off their clothes and to his horror, climbed into the various bathtubs, wash- tubs, basins, etc. he had prepared and took baths! Soandso died a hundred times during this cuckoo performance. Then they dressed, bid him a fond fare- well and made their escape. Parlor Inane VERYO is playing What Are You Going to Do When the War Comes? Most people think hiding is the best answer. Personally, we're go ing to make a deal with a pal who owns | a little boat—a Wheeler Playboy, and join up with the mosquito fleet and chase submarines off the coast of Florida. You look up the record of the last international fisticuffs and you'll find the Navy either was hidden in the James River, or lost between here and the Azores most of the time—and that's something like a way to fight a war. Which reminds us of one of the best war books ever published—if Double- day Doran is shrewd, they will re-issue it—"The Cruise of the Maggie B,” by Prosper Buranelli, the guy who thought up crossword puzzles, and Herb Roth, the cartoonist. It’s a hilarious tale | and encourages us in our intention to cide to get in there and fight for dear old Ethiopia. Feeling we might miss a bet, however, we offer a two-year subscription to Jupce for the best letter, not more than 500 words, on What I Intend to Do When the War Comes. Contest closes December first. 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