Judge — July 1935 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Judge The Professor's Idea SHE president of the new subway ypany was addressing the board Gentlemen,” he said, “our new sub is an overwhelming success. The first week's receipts have exceeded our most sanguine expectations and each day sees twice as many nickels coming in j “Weoaderful!” said the directors, in unison continued the nly proper that ks to Professor Gil whose idea nickels into our v enterprise ced!" ¢ directors, in Whereupon the president beck- as 1 for a lon: £ i — Medium—Believe me, I'll never keep another drop venti of licker in the house! ze you a vote of thanks stock in the cor s idea.” Crimes Letters to the Editor crimes without passion, EAR Sir: And crimes without greed; We wish to run the following es without number, one-inch ad in your publication: HOW TO WIN horseracing consistently. If you play the races, I will put you next to a secret and system used by the most successful experts. No ob- ligations, No experience necessary This definitely i serv of having pictures of fruit, bells There are crimes withou and bars placed on the nickel boxes in And crimes without thought, our turnstiles was nothing less than a And quite a few crimes roke of genius!" f ut guys getting caught It is a method of chart and rating horses on a percentage basis. The man who has w 1 this out was the first man in A to promote the modern type of cemetery on which he made seven and one half million dollars here in Los Angeles. The most of that money he has lost. Sincerely yours, Busy Days Ahead HE voiding of the Frazier-Lemke Act affected —$12,000,000,000 of farm debts. It would take the farmers a long time to plow under that much In the old days prisoners escaped by tunneling under the prison wall. But now they just dig up a little technicality in the law. Of all the things that get into your . 5 mouth and attack your teeth, the one To traffic officer Bryant—For the cleverest wisecrack that tooth paste can't remove is a den- of the month!” tist 20 comicbooks.com