Judge — June 1935 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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t a aes ae ITIZENS of a town in Idaho are said to be the only Americans com- pletely out of touch with the world. Well, they and the people who moved into their summer cottages a month early to avoid the rush. We don’t know what the well-dressed man will wear on the golf course this year, but it will probably be the same old disgusted look, And when you get out your last sea- son's bathing suit you discover that moths start in at the bottom, too. XK Simile: Had as many friends as a sweepstakes winner. HEN there's the opportunist whose furniture was put out on the side- walk. So he started an open-air res- taurant. 12 A Page from a Songwriter’s Scratch Pad pee stolid E WERE quite surprised the other evening when Junior told us that he wanted to grow up to be a dental cripple. He says, they’re all ranch owners, engineers, architects and mil- lionaires !” And our neighbor is the unluckiest guy on earth. He used to be the last man to be served in the breadline, and now he’s the last fellow to tee off at the public golf course. comicbooks.com