Judge — April 1935 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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HIGH HAT (Continued from page 25) PRESENTING e Rhythm King BERNIE CUMMINS and his Orchestra grocer boy bouncing around on a polo pony whanging his horse’s knees with a mallet. Will Rogers plays a good game on any one of his five fields. Nobody can sit down to a meal in public in Hollywood less he is i) called up or calls up. ry restau- rant provides a service whereby the phone is brought direct to the table and plugged in for you to tell Sam Mintz what Bernie Hyman thinks of Bennie Ziedman’s idea that Winnie Sheehan ought to do Dante’s Inferno with a chorus. This goes on in the humblest cafeteria at any hour of the day or night. The motor car is considered the second home out here. For relax- ation everyone climbs into his car and drives like mad. The driving is a bit on the motor polo style, with passing on the left, fender crushing . What important literary work was published re- cently in this country? . Judge's Sixth Crossword Puzzle Book. What does it contain? Forty provoking puzzles by America's most tal- ented puzzle makers. . What is it good for? For hours and hours of entertainment. For more and light-jumping, but then there are no pedestrians. All have been killed off. Traffic operates with bells on. A bell rings to get ready to go. Then when the light switches from red to green, a wigwag wigwags, and an- other bell sounds. Everybody who isn’t in the real estate business is in the traffic cop business. The blvd.’s are thronged with as many cops as motorists. fun than a Huey Long cabinet meeting. . Who is it good for? Night watchmen, Polar explorers, stratosphere flyers, bathosphere div- ers, brokers, congress- men, Eskimos, and you and you and you. Everybody gambles out here in various elaborate hells. Everybody who gambles knows that the wheels are crooked and the dice switched | but still they keep at it year after year. Naturally the gamblers put their winnings into University En- dowments. Your business credit in Hollywood Cummins’ band. You won't fail to is absolutely no good. Everything respond to the brilliance of the must be pa for in advance; a long room itself, and Bernie will carry | distance call is followed by a phone you on at the same high level until company employee dropping in with you find yourself stepping to his a bill immediately after you hang up; closing number. you are given credit ms that rival Charming Dorothy Crane and a Harvard senior’s finals in length brother Walter Cummins are vo- and tediousness in which you tell all calists. The food is excellent, am- about yourself, next of kin, tastes, ple and reasonable. The music marriages, etc. Then if you pass with plays for dinner at 7 P.M. and for honors, they'll charge your milk for supper from 10:30 until 2. you Call VICTOR for Reservations Curiously only at night does Holly- Vanderbilt 3-9200 wood look lovely. Then, when the colors are put in the shade by the sun's exit, you can drive to the top playing at the How much does it cost? . A dollar and fifty cents. ROOSEVELT GRILL THOSE who prefer their nightly diversion amid surroundings of distinct good taste will assuredly enjoy the Roosevelt Grill and the delightful new music of Bernie . Isn't that a lot to pay for it? No, no, a times no! thousand How would | go about getting a copy of such? By signing the little cou- pon below, getting on your skates and dashing to the nearest post of- fice. Prosar ttt, | JUDGE | 18 East 48th St, New York, N.Y. ! Please send me copies of Judge's bth Crossword Puzzle Book at $1.50 Hollywoodland and look down o: she SO aleopy T h of for which | enclose $ e over a million twinkling lights spread for miles around below, and it makes || Neme E L T you think. It makes you think how ; Kadvets swell it'd be if they tore it all down I cit nager and built a normal town instead. But | 4 gt ROE | still it makes you think, | State - Next month: The studios and the | | Copies of Judge's 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and Sth tars. Get yout ‘copy ‘early. | Crossword Purle Books are‘ still available | —Junce, Jr. pa eee 26 comicbooks.com