Judge — March 1935 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Divine Familiarity SMALL South Carolina’ church recently called a new pastor, and on the occasion of his first sermon, the negro janitor was an interested listener from the doorway of the building. The minister proved to be fluent, his sermon was cloquent, and in his prayers, which were loud and long, he seemed to cover the whole broad range of human needs. As the services ended and the cor gr on was leaving, one of the de: cons paused for a word with the janitor | “By the way, Joe,” he said, “what do you think of the new minister? Don't you think he makes a wonderful prayer?” y answered, “Ah suttinly does. Why, dat man took an’ axed de I vd fo’ things dat de las’ pahson didn’t even know He had.” In the old would find himself over his father’s knee, But nowadays he’s over a coast- to-coast network, ys a noisy youngster | “If you ask me, Doctor, | think it’s mice!” Ten Rules for Prac Living Room Golf Shots 1. Replace all divots in rugs. 2. Make certain your dog is a full club length awa 3. Make certain the b: club length awa before starting swing. yy is a full y before starting swing. 4. Make certain your wife is a full club length away before sta ting swing. Do not drive clubhead through | mirrors or wall pictures. It is likely to | jag clubhead and prevents smooth fol- | low through. 6. Do not drive into furniture, especially hardwood Colonial secre- taries. Clubhead may be completely | severed, otherwise badly nicked. Fingers also may feel acute sting. 7. Do not shatter electric bulbs or light shades on ceiling. It prevents an even backswing and may disconcert | player on the downswing. | 8. Do not drive clubhead into or through goldfish bowl. It is considered a water hazard; penalty one stroke and pots or house plants. Ferns and other living room vegetation are not consid- ered rough, but out of bounds. Penalty, loss of house privileges for one month, 10. Do not use profane, indecent, or smpps. & % * oe “ obscene language. Clergyman or in- This is a view Henry painted from his window while he was loss of fish. 9. Do not drive clubhead into flower- | come tax inspector may be calling. working for the Government.” 13 comicbooks.com