Judge — January 1935 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Judge Tiny Tots Guide to 1934 Being a Compilation of the Best & the Non-Best the Year Produced, in your Humble Corr.’s Snooty Opinion. ST Radio Comic: Fred Allen, B thanks to his affable relaxed man- ner, his continual lack of seriousr and his fresh material. Honorable Mention: Jack Benny; Walter O'Keefe; Stoopnagle & Bud. Most Fromagenous: Eddie Cantor, thanks to his continual dipping into the old schmaltz bucket, and his stale jokes. Runners-up: George Givot and Joe Penner. Most Entertaining Anecdotist: Alex- ander Woollcott, Cream of Wheat's cream of wit. Best Radio Program: The March of Time. Punkest Program: There is none— the competition being too keen. Best Classical Music Program: The Sunday Afternoon Philharmonic minus the intermission explainer. After all, why explain music, humor or women? Honorable Mention: Leopold Stok- owski’s. Best Jazz Orchestra: Eddie Duchin’s, because it is elegant, patrician, and smooth as a baby’s. Honorable Men- tion: Freddy Martin's; Emil Coleman's; Leo Reisman’s and Bobby Dolan’s. Best Rhumba Orchestra: ier Cugat’s Waldor Astorians, even if the an- nouncer does describe ier as that “Prince of Good Fellows.” Most Decided Air aces: Tony Wons, W! Lyon Phelps and Boake Car- ter, who deals out the news as if it had been invented by Frankenstein's Monster. EST Waltz Grinzing.” Rayle Noble and his orchestra. Honorable Mention: “I'll Follow My Secret Heart” from Noel Coward's Con- versation Piece. Record: HIGH Best Dance Record: Dream,” coupled with “S o’ You” from “Yes, Mac show. Played by Ray Noble's orchestra. Honorable Mention: “You're the Top” and “I Geta Kick Out of You” from Cole Porter’s new show, “Anything Goes.” Most Amusing Record: Beatrice Lillie’s “I'm a Campfire Girl” and Phere Are Fairies at the Bottom of My Garden.” Honorable Mention: “Modern American Ways” and “Naugh- ty Victorian Days” by Douglas Byng. Best Modern Symphony: The Bra- Symphony 4 played by n Symp Orchestra and conducted by Bruno Walter. Honor- Mention: Beethoven's Symphony ny Orchestra conducted “Dreaming a iting Beside m,” a London able i's “With- “To- bacco Road.” Best Musical Show: “Revenge With Mu ” which everything. Run- ner-up: “Anything Goes,” with the Cole Porter songs. 3est Comedy: “Page Miss Glory. Best All-Around Comedian: Huey Long. Honorable Mention: Jimmy Savo and Will Rogers. Gentlemen!” “Gentlemen! 16 Best Movies: See Pare Lorentz’ De- partment in this issue. Best Newsreel Shot: tion of King Alexander, Best News Handling: The World- Telegram's of the Morro Castle dis- aster. Best Newspaper Columnist: Heywood Broun, the bear that walks like a man. Runner-up: H. 1. Phillips. Best Comic Strip: The Bungle Fam- ily. Honorable Mention: Major Hoop! “Born Thirty Years Too Soon”; Bar- ney Google. Best Sports Writer: Paul Gallico, en he isn't making prophesies, Most Amusing Sports Writer: Joe Williams, when he is making prophe- The assassina- v Mo. Exciting Athletic Event: IVE Detroit taking the Yankees for a double header and knocking the Ruth- ites out of the race. Dullest Event: That fouling match between the Rainbow and the E deavour. Greatest Athletic Achievement: Knox College losing their twenty secutive game. Honorable The Dionne Quintuplets, Best Football Team: Minnesota. Best Coach: Lou Little. Best Football Game: The Giants vs. Ch 0 Bears Best Fight: Young Astor vs. the Gillespies. enth con- Mention: ST Book: “Lost Hori- zon.” rounded.” Rut bert Hoover's “Challenge to Liberty.” Best er-up: Her- Foreign Novel: 40 Days of Musa Travel Book: Peter in g’s “One's Com- pany. Best Book of Short Stor- ies: Damon Runyon’s “B'ue Plate Special.” (Page 33, please) comicbooks.com