Judge — November 1934 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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Judge HIGH Campaign sixth of tl month The representing the great comt eres stands I shall be the f ed to office. You s nonth or s calmly le Firehouse at the town of Ridgefie voting for Hoover really believed caviar for neral publ shouldn't that [ bel being on the = that well-dressed was the xde all my ob and broug out hee became pin the ears back and ign buttons and posters out. [ made the found ov olding up Iden thus fr did very little goc campaig The me tons were made sew and c¢ we used when t button snapped off. Then I announced the first political night club in his- t I got me Ye Olde “Twas cleaning my toupee with gasoline!” Towne Halle, had it rigged with dance floor, ringside t and cover charge. I figured that the trouble with the Social- s is that they weren't exclusive e gh, That the easiest vay to make somet ttractive is to put a fence up around Not for nothing is Bellyacres située within phant’s v of the ho fP. T. Barnum I threw open the doors for my first political night club y and juite a crow ¢ prettiest: Bergdorf-Good man gals [I could lay my ha on greeted the pr ter and ushered him to his seat. Everything was per and the idea was to get the boys to climb on the zon. Anyone who reluctant was danced with y a pretty gal and if he promised to vote a straight ticket, was given he ne number, iter 1 spe They were limited to two min ind if verran his length of time and showed ¢ Tennyson's brook, the oakester y own speech came as a climax. T got up and flanked by a couple of blondes [ said: “George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, the Ten Commandments, Hurray for Ireland.” kissed the blondes down, You oug and sat ¢ have heard the chee when [ sat down. M platform was very simple. I called it the Dance Platform and [ said I stood for the following splinters: That IT would form the following cabinet: Max Baer, Sektry of War. In case of disputes between nations he could be sent to k th reads together. Sektry of n D. Rock ared if he could that much for him f, what couldn't he make for the pipple? That I would work to abolis work, That any host who layed ther: during bridge would be shot im- mediate! That all imita- tors Personal comicbooks.com