Judge — October 1934 — page 14: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Judge Bowl-a Bowl-a ELL kiddies once upon a time a man went to see the big game at the Yale Bowl and he left his wife at home because she said she wanted him to go with the gang and have a good time and she knew she'd be in the way but man who had a boy in college and anyway he knew a Ya so tickets were a snap and my what a day for the trip the weather perfect and there was parking space right near the Bowl and plenty of time to pick up the tickets at the Taft and he found them at the desk O.K. and then there was. plenty of time to hang around the portal and meet Bill and Harry and Dave and they didn’t ask him for a drink and slap him on the back and when the usher said tickets please he found them just where he'd put them in his coat pocket and portal C row 6 seats 7 89 and 10 were right where they ant and it wasn’t too were supposed to be and they were va hot for his coonskin coat and the man in front of him didn’t have a son on the team and keep saying Randy has the ball Randy has the ball and the lady in seat 11 was a lady and didn't stick feathers and pennants and souvenirs in his eve “Justa minute, lad. Can you help me untie a knot?” and the men in back of him didn’t say la and spill rye on his neck | nin front of him didn’t stand ever the team gained a yard and ple he was with thought they'd get a head start on the crowd so they got to their car and got , the 30,000 other cars and it was just as arted ahead of well because the ball stayed in the mid- dle of the field until the final whistle “Tey, officer, 1 blew and they didn't miss a thing want to report a they didn’t get caught in a traffie jam stolen ladder” or anything: and they got a table at the Pickwick without a reservation and the next morning the man woke up feeling great and now if you kids aren't tucked in before Uncle counts a hundred he won't tell you any more fairy stories—— one, two, three, four— , Definition HILANTHROPY is giving away your money to people who may pc sibly appreciate it, rather than leaving it to your relatives, A Congressman s: fate is putting this country into the hands of men who should be following plows. Yes, and most of our bets on the noses of horses that should be pulling them. Simile: unconcerned as a nudist read- ing about the textile strike. comicbooks.com