Judge — September 1934 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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Judge Memory Lame EORGE HERMAN RUTH but he’s not so he season but t ley first came to the team he was continually Say, who is that guy on secor Sut the crowning short distance memory work C ed through Ws ng stables. Earl W the train at the same time and he made that the Babe wouldn't kn: Accordingly Whitehill s c Jast s the way to the trait teh ed on } 1 happe 1 bet w a frienc whole in the ¢ Babe, pulled o him fre pped up ball and id, “Mr. Ruth, will you aut he assented and < W name Whitehill answered x Doakes. Babe saw nothing very funny about it, wrote oe Doakes,” ete Whitehill went back and collecte is money. Up to ths dred t They . Babe had faced Whit several hun- tance of about seventy-five feet. Father Time! be knows only one person, Air Conditioned De: stop me if you've heard enough for you to hear : I a late fe He but < Heifitz got to Radio City one n minutes deast of which he was to be in elevator nt to step huge bre for ie feature in he was stopped by a lobby attendant, “['m sorry, sir,” attendant, with instru id the mut music ts must use tl ‘ound the corne cried Mr. Heifitz “I'm late for an Please elevator let me up.” “['m sorry, sir, but I have my orders.” “But I tell you I’ve got to go up. If I have to go all the way around the corner I'll miss the broadcast en- tir Please let me up. I'm Heifitz, you know!” he ded desperately. I'm sorry, sir,” ans swered the attendant. “But I couldn't let you up even if you were Rubinoff !” Byrd Notes C PTAIN Ashley McKinley, U.S.A., who is in cl of the 3yrd South Pole shortwave broade: who flew to the Pole with Byrd last is like down in Frigidaire gs to make the lads in iceland appy t he would, if they he wireles ides ting to hear. Phe expedition thought it gr sonal likes. ies of ar All th ey had to do was specify wh t and specified as per per- to hear a railroad wanted to hear ing a station from mother frying ham wanted to hear a couple of kids being other wanted to hear traffic side the Capitol Thea ear a lawn mower cutting grass on a Commander No- tie with Byrd. He wanted to hear ne from Lieut e, Who flew the West taking 4 Gag UNNYMANS (beg podden, T O'Keefe, the mar mered in ) radioleerer Walter olate thru laughs, sum who sells che he’s t and nding his time e parts this year. Between bros hastened there for re ve with his chomming Roberta, in a round a lake. The only flaw in t chowder has been that Maine people are naturally curious, Thus whenever the wife, cabin Maine snug spockling fe fish O'Keefe phone rang, 28 peo- ple answered the phone. That is, someone he O'Keefe ménage answered and 27 receivers on the party line clicked i thetic attention, They were sufferers from sympathetic ear (and nose). For a time this was a _ ing to the O'Kee They would have fun in watching reactions to thy messages, many of (Page 27, please) n sympa- comicbooks.com