Judge — September 1934 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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Employers Strike re bou nable and give . in. OF ec y don't the em- HE rebellions of d ployers. can use violence. I isfied vers throughout the vouldn’t advise this, however, for when the NRA offer oppor- you doesn't set up one will deny that they have hs time They have fortyish, ry ty for tear gas on the stout stions some a heck ofa ie Hoover defection. nuch more to lose tl nd have been harder And to inter} Half-Naked Truth JOT N used to be Hence ge! years ago the problem How much can T put appeared i ral outer wraps, And ncluding the y the problem seems ach can I take off every fashion, labor, ena fe teeth by the € head, ¢ ritten stumps xles i rais ny its fancy ve spats, seve whacked by t ing it courag and makin fflers and other accout rents, inord police nh everyth The govern ha “eve en stove. “How itself, while obviously cool towards t de Is, also ndoffish t been employer. And so, why not a loyer's The way to do it Ata given 1 the em rop their sten: aphers ar 1 pens and walk retire to the nearest ¢ Tom Collinses and out clubs and over cards they sulk the town mayor, ete., return to their swivel chairs, They When Frances Perkins, of great concern factions in the studied by scien- facturers and the as Semi-Nudism, wer ful beir Jemand that they several they stamp country. It Picket ti clothing man links they re- police and is known $09 ing free! ort-shod foot and refuse over the main adamant to all humanitarian pleas Obviously it means much to these Finally they present their demands stud of human nature. The scien- to labor. The ould include demands — tists have come out with the statement for longer weekends; more millio that nudism is an expression of neurotic new wings for the tool house on the reaction. The clothing manufacturers ny form of nudism a athall riot urally see in orld without fc textile n: ales, busy factories. cotton-pickin ink tellers computing The police, of course, are always foursquare behind the law and usually against the people. One never knows their mind—if any. A few thing re not wearing are undershirts, bathing suit tops, belts, ters, vests (except the bullet proof kind), neckties and hats. As for the fair sex, despite Mae West's attempt to bring back the slow curve adorned with ruffle, they are rapidly doing without slips, hips and whoops. And they haven't been wearing bathing suits you could speak of for years, song- ters and clothing profits men Island estate; older Scotch on nm morals in the country club; and a general return conference table; Republic to the good old days when capital was free, young and untrammeled, If these demands are carefully p sented, with the proper amount of pa sion and holding out, their employees Yes, the cellophane age is upon us and while it may be all right for our phrail friends 0 hew to the waistline nd let the slips fall by the way, I do keep their socks ‘he Farmer at the Ritz ived his decided to make a « City to polish off a After all, he ed, n the cities they must be starving what hall this ye lowin’ under, and a little me ould N OLD farmer, having r AAA check, for the E few high spots. eak ed thair way help ot Besides, what could be better than spending hard unearned money in a m? So he climbe: pleasant f aboard a rattler an soon was washing off the Jeeper Cor- ners dust in the platinum lined bath- tubs of the R i handkerchief he went down te dining room. A frockcoated philoso- pher who made $10 a week and stepped up to the Free Man of the S and pressed a carte du jour i The farmer swept his eye up : the right side of the menu a red. He fancied a small steak, French fried potatoes, string t (Haricots Verts to you), a let tomato s z. Then char the main his han d down ad finally ud being a hick a despite his degree from the § cultural College, a cut of ap he dinner came, was eaten and the bill followed. It was for $3. The farmer read it, took out his spectacles to make sure and then reread it (Page 26, please) fe Agri- pie. comicbooks.com