Judge — July 1934 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Judge Republican Builders, Ine. I SEE by the licans have hat the R abies kis Of course 1936 these babies will be old to see thru a cal kiss, ets not be too hard on the dear i 1 mn, de | last ed to a sick elephant, while lot old days of Hoover. well and have m lau I'm the Builders, Inc. that hardy group of referring to Republican pioneers who got out their white fronts the other day, hired a hall, rented some circus pachyderms and the kids— to make them elephant minded, Well, becoming elephant minded is some- g like becoming a Republican but 1 pass that by. I understand, how- ever, that the elephants themselves didn't mind the kids or the party till Then when the t mentioned nd Mussolini invited in neighborhood the speeches began. ged individu of Roosevelt in one breath, the great beasts put up ind let out a roar ublican Builde cut out first r nam their heac Yes Re s. Inc. have their work for them But I’m not one to twist the tail of a sick elephant. I've studied the tech- nique of the minority carefully the tricks that'll put vita- n the blue blood that circulates shly now beneath the thick the Grand Old Party. If they toll my t Ih soe Great B 0; First 1 give gou rs to thems with stuffed nts and wine, Instead to get up on soapbe they've } vd Plaza (El Square, ar 1g defiance at the stutfed on every he 1a From there they mus form themselves in cake nt of the Ritz. They must ad gends mts, strike v shirt Re se to rature their purple (apoplec ple) news- paper “The New York Herald Trib une.” And see to it that the paper be filled with inflaming cartoons showing labor stepping on the prostrate cure of downtrodden capital. But most of all they need a slogan. How about “An Elephant Never Forgets. But ah! Who can Forget An Elephant Hair Pulling Talk HEY are beginning to crack down on the poor 8,000,000 woik- ing goils in this country. ; if these commercial minded hussies were either induced to give up their jobs, or forbidden to work by law, it would solve the unemployment prob- lem. The 11,000,000 unemployed gents could step in, sweep up the hairnets and spilled powder and start saying sweetly, “Yes, Mr. Sussman Well thet "Ss not Undou They claim in so dumb as it sounds. tedly most gals work to get a husband. Others to kill time. Others work for clothe 1 movie money. Some for gree ome to support others. A few for glory. aturally gals would put up a big kick if relieved of their $12 to $25 a week but nkle rais beefin love to see a pretty lin the a s their would be as bleat of a ir, Be 20 wounded ded, by move, © pocketbox men are the coolie labor of t try, the men by do the gals do wit You'll get the money one ‘ tother eventually and it'll boys feel bett You’ more time on your hands for no ing and brid er all does filing experience do aiter mar True. jew helpful th able to take gu girl ing office picks gs—sucl he- from Mr. S man when he doesn't feel so pleasant a gal who can icebox is better off run at But generally speakit ope ite an clectric than one who ¢ typewriter Through the Heat "D hate to us miss the summer in a haze of tear gas and busted heads. In the daytime the sun sparkles on the water and the hills lay lazy around the sweet-smelling mead- ows. In the evening the ukelele on the front porch vies with the feetrubs of the crickets. In the city the street is filled with the cries of kids shower- bathing in the gadget the firemen at- ach to the hydrant. In the even- ing the neighbors gossip from window ledges; things happen in the warm dark of the park, And yet with all (Page 28, Please) see fun of comicbooks.com