Judge, 1934-07 · page 10 of 36
Judge — July 1934 — page 10: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
# Explanation for Modern Readers This Judge magazine page contains three distinct pieces of satire and humor: **"Flimsy Material"** is a poem about homelessness and poverty, using ironic understatement ("I just live in hopes") to critique economic inequality. **"Full O' Hops"** is a tall tale from New England about grasshoppers so enormous they steal horses and play horseshoes—a humorous exaggeration typical of rural folklore meant to amuse readers with absurdist humor. **The circular cartoon** appears to show someone named Fluke and another character named Wilbur in a chaotic scene involving cartridges, likely depicting slapstick comedy or accidental mishap. **"Telegram for Mr. De Palma!"** likely references a notable figure (unclear without additional context), shown in a racing/vehicle scene with comic mayhem. The page combines social commentary on poverty with traditional American tall tales and physical comedy—representative of Judge's mix of political/social satire and lighthearted humor.
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Flimsy Material OME people live in palaces; Some people live in shacks; Some people live in shanties, down Along the railroad tracks. Some people live in marble halls; And some in city flats; And others in old dwellings Containing mice and bats. Some people live in cottages, On terraces and slopes; But I have got no home at all; So I just live in hopes. —R.C.0. Full O° Hops HE season’s first tall story anent grasshoppers has just come in from New England. It seems that a farmer drove his team of horses into Cole- brook, N. H., and parked them outside the General Store while he did a little shopping. Half an hour later, when the farmer returned, the horses had dis- appeared and the grasshoppers were pitching horse- shoes for the wagon. “Be careful, Mr. Fluke—Wilbur just swallowed a couple of cartridges!” “Telegram for Mr.De Palma!” comicbooks.com