Judge — March 1934 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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etait aig gs THE WALDORF «ASTORIA PARK AVENUE - 49TH TO SOTH STREETS - NEW YORK You are amazed at the thoughtful and helpful Waldorf- Astoria services...the instant response to your slightest whim. This truly individual service is as much a part of this world-famous hotel as its prestige and perfect appointments. It is one reason The Waldorf-Astoria is such a delightful home. At the heart of the smart world of shops, clubs, theatres. * SUNSHINE AND SEA SPACIOUS SUN DECKS—LARGE SUNNY ROOMS—OLD TIME HOSPI- TALITY—DELIGHTFUL COMFORT— HEALTH BATHS—DANCING— GOLF—FAR FAMED RESTAU- RANTS—AMERICAN AND EUROPEAN PLAN—REA- SONABLE RATES. J. W. MOTT H. B. MONTGOMERY Managing Director Manager Ihe. TRAY MORE ATLANTIC crTwy The Pre-Fminent Hotel Achievement ee ——————— ee HIGH HAT (Continued from page 9) There will also be glorious escar- gots—snails, if you wish, to be eaten, of course, on fast days. For cocktail time—anytime from 6 a. m, to 6 a.m York—there will be fresh al- and there isn’t space to go i details. Henri himself recommends his Lob- ster Henri cooked with white wine. sherry & brandy; his bouilla’ his vummy dessert of Fraises dt —wild strawberries—with double cre not pasteurized. As you can see it is indeed some- thing, theese Henri Charpentiers. Sut the best news of all is yet to come. On his solemn word of honor, Henri promises popular prices, Skip Ahoy! BARGED over to the Motor Boat Show tother day and got a seve case of mal de mer looking over t new models, [ have never seen so many boats crammed into any waters, let alone the synth of the limited Grand Central Palace floor, [was run over a couple of times wooden waters by 80 ft. cruisers and harassed to death by boat salesmen whose ocean going experience consists in watching the se. going hacks p: up and down I Avenue. I determined never to go to the Show again unless I wear a pro- tective suit of 8 inch battleship armor and carry some Mothersill’s remedy. [ ilo am working on some 8 inch ear- muffs for the salesmen guff. All samee, my hearties, [ came away with some magnificent: marine dope guaranteed to solve your home and pleasure problems. I have a. scheme that will absolutely make living a pleas- ure and chug you off on the glor: waters of the Bay of Happiness. For the thing that impressed me chietly about the show was that they have fi- solved the problem of fuel. You once upon a time a man would put his wad into purchasing a lovely swal- low of a boat. He would step aboard it and find himself unable to cast off irom the wharf. Why? Well, simply hecause after laying it on the line for the boat he had no money leit for gasnerl, In other words, the boat was making a fuel out of him. And if he did have a little money, he usually found that he couldn't go far—for the average engine of yesteryear burned fuel like Mae West wears out diamonds. } Thus when the sheriff finally arrived, the poor son of a seagoing sucker could never afford to spin the engine and be- gone with a horselaugh on his lips. All he could do was to stand on his poop and meekly watch the sheriff throw him off and tow the boatie-woatie back to the Finance Co. comicbooks.com