Judge — February 1934 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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We're able to handle a cocktail shaker as though we'd never been away from one. We've kept in training during the past years shaking Junior's coin bank: History QUIS XVI was perplexed. Times were bad and the people were ery- ing for bread. What to do? Times must be getting better all over Finally a chance remark dropped by the world, At le we don’t hear of — his wife gave him an idea. So he Gandhi starving any more. called his advisors to him and said “We'll form the LEECC which will take care of these people. “What's that?” someone asked. “The Let "Em Eat Cake Corporation,” he replied The fellow who used to remember happy days in the old swimming hole now remembers happy days in the Old Wall Street pool. Simile: As out of date tomor- * In a nutshell, the current financial row's radio gags. situation is this: Everybody is in favor And the other A. M.an LL.D. applied of high commodity prices as long as the to the CWA for a J.0.B. cost of food and clothing doesn’t go up. “Why, you remember me—I used to raid you all the time! You’re Telling Us? “AY I do now is preside in the Sen- ate and vote when there's in N. Garner. “You cannot be a good fellow and be a good Mayor.” orello La Guardia “The city of New York needs lots of soap and water.” —S. L. Rothafel. “The reasoning of the football ex- perts befuddles me."—Damon Runyon. “There is very little justice in the world to-day."—Opie Read. “Lam very comfortable in the Sen- y r Royal Copeland. ebrities talk blah, blah, blah.”— William Allen White. “The crop of suckers for Wall Street’s gilt: stock salesmen is unlimit- ed.”. snator Dunean U. Flegcher. “Women do not trust each other as much as men."—Ernst Lubitsch. d with too much mush tion.”"—Rev. S. Parkes “The great mass of people idle their time a —Alfred E. Smith, “Prohibition is dead."—IVilliam Al- ten WI “Of all men, [ like least those who live on and by precedents.”"—James Couzens. “There are conflicting interests in our economic life."—Henry A. Wallace. “The farmer is sore at being broke.” “T'm reconnoitering, you mut! What did you think this —Bruce Barton. was—Jacob’s Ladder?” 15 comicbooks.com