Judge — January 1934 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Judge Mstress Pepys’ Journa By Baird Leonard JOVEMBER = 23.—Reading _ this 1 morning in the journals how ye terday one H. B. Swope was stalled in 1 litt for forty-eight minutes, and so as to why such an incident curious should be considered front-page news that I did anit, wherein the victim was quoted as hav- devour the whole ace ing said, “Probably no one ever has tought what he would do should he be in an elevato! Well, he is . for ever since I was held with stranger in the push-button lift old Roosevelt ity . and did gain seven dol- house in I ice during the delay, I it ceell v ich instance four emergency, it seem a pack of playing at I should do in and fora have inother st much as involved in Joe: does there were persons rday’s ty that + upon hit none had 4 Alt ¢ forenoon gone x OU weekly bill from grocer, a tiresome business, and whatever done about the regulation of the liquor traffic after repeal becomes effectiv do hope it will be made a grave chain bookkeepers not to make proper records bottles, and that those to the customer's disadvan- tage more than twenty-four cents may Out to buy a brown velvet hat to go with my new afternoon costume, and they did persist misdemeanor for store of returned beer who vary be cast into the Tombs in trying me to plumed models, which did make me look so much like Henry the Eighth that on one or two occasions even th grave Loomis, so we to saleswomen could not pri Met up v lunch at a where [ did have a chop and a punte: ane of ale, like Scotland Yard man in detective fiction, but E 1 for some queer biscuit which le as thou they had been fashioned from asphalt. nilk y of rilus da dreary flask of acidop! nor could | mark from the qu her conversation that had lifted her the s to a loftier lev such asceticism “Take a letter to the Police Department...” 13 “You has didn't leave ‘em he This been a_ private residence for three weeks! Lord! she did go in interior dec sdy save herself had lost a penny in recent years, albeit I was obliged to sympathize with her she had lunched with a woman who had owed thousand dollars for and wh 1 the recommenda- the maitre dhotel, had ordered age champagne and its cost then and than my For on about the slackne orating as thoug own, rn when she told me how 1 her tw yeste twenty months tion of six cases of vin drawn there. IN CvEMBER 24.—Katie in betimes with her list of required provisions, mark the item “ minded of the burlesque Answers and Queries column once con ducted by J. M. F a reader ask him “What is escarole is rep “Madam, I am shocked that you should ask me such a a cheque for and when I did role,” 1 was sg wherein he made to which ly was question. I advise you to consult either your pastor or an intimate wor friend.” All a-twitter this mornir over the arrival of 1 pres ent, one of the blessedest things life has to offer, methinks. It large bottle of perfume from my cozen Flor- an unexpec was a ence, whom I do hold in greater esteem and affection than any woman I know, and who can effortlessly work more miracles of resurgence inside a week than an organized benevolence commit tee could accomplish in a year. This new scent is called “Asphodel,” and albeit I do hold that no woman should ever ask another what perfume she Wearing, it will be beyond me, should (Page 26, please) comicbooks.com