Judge — September 1933 — page 8: what you’re looking at

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a Judge O-HUM! Here it is September and almost time for the Californian <P. football teams to start oiling up their cash reg- isters. It seems pretty hard to work up any old boc Washington — boc each ot ound, and the beaches e still cluttered up with sun- ed Jantzen gals So much has been written about the Davis Cup 1 cle that it would be just an- other case of “blacker crepe” if I added my two cents’ worth. I can't help remarking, however, that among all the out- cries of the alibi artists and “viewers-with-alarm” T have yet to notice the very real and prob- able reason why we were beaten Did it ever occur to any of us that British were just too good? You know, I think that in many ways the person who will benefit most from that sad experience in Paris is none her than Mr. E son, If you remember just before the sworth Vines in per- battle, Mother, Vines was deluged with some very fancy offers to turn pro and there were many other tasty bits of financial booty lying around for a young man who could make a clean sweep of a4 while and = the Yankees are kicking (eX “< JUD the I tennis t At the there seen French and American be just one lad f making such a sweep. is name is not Vines, it is Crawford. Now then, if Vines has stands ac I to rela lost out on all these moneyed proposi why do T say that his defeat in ance was by nature of a Godsend? Well, children, turn off the radio a ite and ten to your old picker of wrong As you must know by this time the ed States Lawn Tennis Association is controlle 1 operated venerable axe-grinders. fe ii curity of age 1 wisdom, refuse to do anything the right way. They are harder to deal of baseball magna es, absolute tops in ielder who de- cides to make a clean breast of and turn out and out professional, a hard row to plough if the U.S. L. T. A. has anything to do with it. The prefer to pamper a crowd of easy livin: young barnstormers rather than counte- nance an show of professionalism. Travelling expenses of generous pro- portions, suites at stylish country clubs, trips to the Antipodes, the grand tour to Europe and return, all these are for the little boy who watches his step. But let that same fellow take a little money and admit it to the world and he is hence- 6 and anything she earns now is from the dressmakers of Rue de la Paix as a remunerat forth a pro and | career after that will be a bed of particularly tough rose: Those offers that Vines got sounded very fancy indeed. — Slice f and they I) be too hig them inh. would s Tilden has never grossed anything like that nd Vines is no ill, and never will Suzanne Lenglen just about put Cash and Carry Pyle on the rocks 1 ays the for plugging new fangled berets Does anybox th «| to Mary Browne, Geor: nan, Helene Madison, B: Didrickson, Red Gran; Br Caldwell, Gertrude Ederle, ar dozens of others who have de- serted the r: recall w pen Cole nks of simon pures to T daresay t several chisellers roam ing around who would ‘come through with an offer for Lovelock to turn pro- fessional runner. Supposing this very fine, level headed, young sportsman saw a chance as thought, to make som quick money and signed up. Do think in a year from now he would have (Page 2 comicbooks.com