Judge — September 1933 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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SPORTS (Continued from page 6) inything to remember of his career but heart aches? Would the crowd turn out to see him run a mile against Joe Doakes, the Flying Cop from Hacken- sack? We one ler in thi Ray. He bossy ¢ & al, Maybe he had a great amateur the polities turnit pro- fes: wouldn't war antee them enough gate receipts or something. Anyway when T last saw Ray he was dragging himself around a dime-a-dance hall floor in that cruellest of all spe “Walkathon,” What a wind up for one of the greatest hor cles the yreds who ever pulled on a run- ning shoe ! No, the smart boys string along. ‘They take their fun where they find And 1 ase we are still blind to the evils of high pressure athletics they make more by remaining as amateurs in name. Young Johnny Goodman isn’t so dumb, T lay you odds that he will urance in with the make more money selling i Omaha n open sesame Shute will gross all ye town of mateur Golf title than Denny touring the British Open Chamy of strange lure about the pur label that brings the folks through the turn Strip an athlete of thi just another workm trade and the folks expect him to e: ome day the U.S. L. T. A. will Rip Van Winkle a realize that the olfers of the world have been having Open tournaments Tha Bobby Jor erry Trav- € and Fra Ouimet, a wonderful time has been had by all, The gates were larger, the standard of play 1 er, and I don't think any of these s were debauched by mingling w their salaried brethren. amateurs who w and t lis home sticks as the accredited There is sor c he beec ks to ose of the <d to turn pro did so ey told the world about it. In tennis it should be on the sa q wouldn't have the Tilden being he offered to coach the 3 Imagine giving the cold shoulder to Tilden, the man who can play on clay, grass, en-tout-cas, or even your cellar floor! eran of count- less Davis Cup man thor- ly aware of the vagaries of the spectator, and a player who could at this very moment get out there and g of th Ly this time Vines will have ri ne hen we snubbed whe Davis Cup pnich lized joubt, that you are good only when eon top. He will see that those telephone numbers he heard were dependent on his being the Amateur Champion of the world. Ti he has any sense at all he will under- stand that there is something else in life playing your heart out to lift the ge on a Forest Hills Stadium, will remember that as a mal he will rate very little head | ce, and practically no attention mort But also from head waiters. When all is said and done that fam- “The differ between an amateur and a professional is that the former always —Rex Deane. 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