Judge — September 1933 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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One of L. L. 1. RE is a Life's Little Irony you can ponder over if you want to. ed to hear a fellow at a party other night, inveighing against Dickens. He picked Dickens up, knocked him down, picked him up and knocked him down, Then he on him, cut him up and threw him away. When he finished I thought anybody who read Dickens was a simple sucker, the a dope and as dumb as dum After the destroyer had I asked my host:—"Who is that fellow He sounds like a famous literary critic.” My friend answered: “Hell. He’s no critic. He’s a book publisher, Sometime ago he put out a de luxe edition of Dick Works and it was a terrible flop The Bride’s Companion HE Earl ¢ wiches brou andwich, invented by the 4th ndwich (who had sand- to him so he could play without stopping), stands a fair chance of becoming an international m nace. If allowed to get away from us, it is liable to become the Final Culinary Art, entirely — supplanting French cooking ways and the Boston » much I over a little book called “ wiches” by Mme. Cowle his little number T had ned sandwiches to the freshman t of ham on rye (with plenty of d) swiss cheese ditto and ham- with onions, Now to my amaze- ment T find Miss Cowles knows 700 erent. var 1 heavens knows what others might be thought up by the ish mind of some sat himself down to ies a re who really the task of others, The thought rrors. aus in La Cc invent * book I amazin ) the following strange et-togethe almond — paste el apricot carrot and honey sandwiches, toa wiches, 14 varieties of ~ands., sweet cocoa sand- wiches, cucumber and (and heaven help. me) jamme grapenut sandwiches, horseradishers, hot try sandwiches, lemon ones, mustard butter artium sandwiches, sandwiches (no nut butter and watermelon, ssan and open pin- sandwiches, Well, it’s up to you. It’s your stomach. Steak tartar, by the way, is leit out. Who’s the Genius? REDERICK STOKES sends me a new game called “Who's the Genius?” which I am pleased to say resembles my I. Q.s so closely at times that it’s.too flattering for Which makes it a ty good game and it will 14 pleasantly help pass an hour or so, I take the liberty of quoting a few sam. ples. They must be answered in 7 minut 1. The hands of a clock indi the time is 12:50. If the hour were where the minute is and vice . What time (to the ne: would it be 2. Rearrs ve arest 5 min.) letters in the word \WHAICA DOING iT make another word names with > how many stat » incluc part of the name of a i ted 1 second Suropean rd me: part by a word course. What is countr “path or name of the 5. Decipher the following message requesting assistance in simple coc 4ylkeiuq2dneslesaelp3pleh Unimportant Items AN mail indicates how the radio program is going over. It is the barometer of popularity: the applause for the t. The radio companies and not the stars read the fan mail. So, if (Page 21, please) comicbooks.com