Judge — August 1933 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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Wings Over Maine ke, Vincent, Charley Cook, Al while.” Jitte | to leave this earth for | 1 ' said :— Just a me don’t quite t you. L | the fog from my eyebrows. n himself end fishing trip to Maine.” I said: I begin to get you. how ever are we to get to M hack over a weekend, es hack kor In , of 29 W. 57th St. Mr. says it’s the only way one can in access to the place he wants to go.” I said:—“Well, tell him the answer is a big underlined ‘No.’ Tell him, however, I'll join him and the others on any f East River Pier he cares to : name and we can cast for old boots.” Jitters transmitted as direc- ted. He said:—"Mr. Pike says Pp it’s a pickerel crusade.” “A what?” “A pickerel crusade, sir. He says the pickerel are destroy: ing his salmon and trout. He wants to dash up and ex- AIG: PTCHE ‘phone rang and Jitters an- wered. He said: “It’s Sumner Dunn, Carlton and Larry Mar They want to know if you would like me sweep say it’s seven men and they want to “The call is know if I want to leave this vale of Jitters said patiently really from Mr. Pike. sir, your talist friend. He would like you to nd the others in a week- uine and cept by cagle Jitters said: —“You're to go by Si- y amphibian, sir. He is charter- g the plane from Air Engineers, the piscatorial pests.” “Well, tell off,” T said. “Why when they wind up in cans no mat- ter what you do.” “He says there'll be Ca sir.” 1 said:—“Well, that’s different. Why didn’t he say so in the first place. Tell him I'll be delighted. Jitters hung up. I said:—"And now what do you k I ought take on my trip, Jit- Things that'll come in’ most I mean.” Jitters said: —“I would suggest, sir, plenty of beer openers and insurance.” And so, children, I bid my blondes goodbye up one side of Broadway and down the other and turned up t the Floyd Bennett: Flyir ield ly the yawning specified for the bother savin adian beer, My pals 1 not arrived but two pilots h 1 introduced my- They said they w and Charlie Ew rs themselves. said:—“T und ights anywhere. Charlie = Ewan Exactly. We'll take you anywhere you care to re Bob Rea- he Air and you make said :— ven Europe?” “Even Europe.” this over when my arrived. They were in vary- ing stages of unrest and had brought various forms of equipment for the trip. We all shook hands hello and then we all shook hands g climbed into the plane frienc oodbye and H’* JE you ever been a sardine caught in a net? If you have you must know what it feels like when you first get a glimpse of the can you ¢ about to be incarcerated in. Well, rat's how I felt climbing into the Sik that lovely July mawning. ide we strapped ourselves ats. This we were told by the pilo u was to keep from bumping thru the top n the plane got going. I knew different. [t was to keep us from getting out. Suddenly we heard the roar of Behemoth, a great wind was about our ears, a roller coaster ion and series of bumps set in and before we knew it the earth was slipping away. Soon we felt better, realizing there was nothing we could 1 pout it, and T fell to look- at my companions. They were all busy with their equip- (Page 25, please) comicbooks.com