Judge — June 1933 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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Echoes of warm breezes and spiced airs of Cathay play- ing thru her lines and ratlings. La Cressida sported swimming pool, gym- nasium, bars, tiled bathrooms, play decks, game room, brekker nooks, wal- dorfy sleeping quarters and hot and cold running stewards. She would operate under Nature’s Puffs or you could turn on the screws. She could be had for a modestly millionairy sum. I explained that La Cressida was not for me at the moment. Later maybe when I married into the Morgans. I figured I couldn’t afford enough gold braid on my topcoat to dress up to her. So the salefeller courteously shunted me over to the gravy boat section. Among these I was shown proletariat yachts (rowboats), squalls or yawls or whatever they call them, sloops, scoops, snoops, brigs, prigs and catboats—until my head grew whizzy. I also was shown a lot of medium sized beauties ranging from 35 to 68 ft. Jitters finally came to my rescue and I picked a 68 ft. cozy cruiser with radio, electric icebox and sleeping room for nine, besides the two man crew that came with it, tattoos, uniforms and all. “Wrap it up,” I said, “and I'll take it with me. And now I want a blue coat, six blondes, two brunettes and a yachting cap with lottsa gold braid.” Jitters interrupted. He said: “Hush, sir! You don’t take your boat with you. You have it delivered from where- ever you're sailing.” I asked where it could be delivered. The salesman told me anywhere I pleased. Henry Gielow made it a prac- tice to have boats on time on the spot desired. “Very well, then, I should like my boat delivered Saturday noon at 26th St. and the East River.” N the way home I said to Jitters: “What would you suggest I in- clude in my valise, my man?” Jitters said: “You mean your duf- flebag, sir. 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