Judge — June 1933 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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Judge IMIG Yi lle des Ti Let’s Go Sea Places Tee buzzer buzzed for th teenth time that n fallen over in the smoking room by stout ladies from Jackson Heights; listen to talented children play the musical saw at Ship’s Concerts. Your bar bill would amount to a King’s Ransom and yor probably have to go down into the stoke hole to work it off. um ring and my peephole. (1 1 money; he can’t ifford to let me let him go.) Jitters “IT don't e if you are a friend of Mr. Butterworth’s” nd slammed the peep door. You see, the peephole doesn’t mean that I've gone into the speakeasy business. I’ve merely adapted it for protection against unwelcome cal- lers, mostly creditors, I said to Jitters: “Jitters, I'm getting sick of this constant ringing in my ears. I don’t unde: ers operated th owe Jitters so mu said: “However, with your own pussenel, private yot, you can be yourself. You pick your own companions, concert as you please, quoit as you please, mix up where and what you please, go where you please, how you please and whe you please.” I began to catch on and to excite a little. But Old Man Caution raised its ugly head. “That's all very well,” 1 id how that doorbell stands up under the punishment disinterred. “But how about that old it takes from old men working me for fashioned thing—money ?” their way thru coll It is be; ing breach of promise cases at Little Clam- | to give me cauliflower ears. I must bake-on-the-Briny, or poison ivy rash ITTERS tut-tutted: ir, money away from it all. What would you sug- and sunburn blisters at Owhatawhat-in- is small potatoes in this matter. All It always costs much you have to do is pick your companions re than you figured, and you get as for their conwiwiality and ability to much fun and privacy at such places as shoulder a portion of the expenses. vou would get dancing in the window Thus the money costs will come to prac- “Why not charter a yot, sir, everybody the briny slip? I ur sir, it’s possible to charter a b size, for oft “Furthermore at's all very well,” I replied. “But resort you lerstan tically a goosee at the average beach safely say, sir, lash amon; iff; how could we peels, beach flies and g, if not less. I may f so handled, it will than the average price a mosquito ridden two weeks at ny leng what about the St the orange amount to | tboard motors. — ¢ get out of the house without dist On your own yot you merely pick your Twitterypoo in Maine.” | him in the guest room ? ocean spot, sweep it off and dive in “Well, that makes me feel better, Jit | ke him along, sir. When the t xe the sharks but they are much ters. But where does one get the larg bumps ove: r wave, maybe could bu an the bankers. Da sir “T would suggest Henry Gielow’s, sir. course.” And Jitters slipped me a « THE other hand, suppose you Mr. Gielow has been a yot broker de y orbful O were contemplating one of those luxe for these forty five years. He can ] There's salt in wh Lee wet weekends they call a supply you with anything from a gravy : tribbed thoughtfully weekend er ? You would spend the vat to a three hundred foot twin screw, ers warmed to his task. And think of the other Think of your average vac: You either get sand your sl entire time pe You w in all ing at blondes thru floating power, be-deisell full-blown million dollar yot. I daresay, sir, you volved s of things in cabin mes you don't like; b wouldn't want anyth (Page ng so large. Large , please) be forced int comicbooks.com