Judge — June 1933 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Ode To 3.2 NEVER saw a purple cow, I doubt if there And on the stuff th an be one; € selling now I think I'll never see one! Cured has always you had money in the bank in the bank Tw ed to ask myself whet! take it out or let it stay in. But I wouldn't listen. Now Tam so mad at myself for not had money I to talk to mys ening to myself that Tam not speak ing to myself any more. Atl found out why banks have so mar the pre . We've after all these ye: presidents. It’s in’ case ident : 3 << gets indicted. “Darling, is there someone else? Wotta Fool! Delighted to Hear It HAT a fool she is! Spends hours getting her hat EAR AL: | presume, of course, there will be ons! Your letter received . and children, Life itself, like marriage, is a ght—but lets her gums get 7 flabby. Lam delighted to hear that astn’t be afraid. The 9 a eae j phos That's the girl in the advertisement. found the only girl in the world, and law of averages sees to it that most ° i " But not my girl. lding children pull through. nugh € he aticke teri ‘eail’=di with an iron-clad contract. That is terly is not ONE StEKS NEP nat On crooked nd [T wish you b more crooked i ave risk, and nailed her down for an early w rious for its automobile ac- cidents. Well, Al, I must stop now. the better she likes it. And nobody can say she has never mighty nice goi a gre Joe also I just wanted you to know how tickl engaged recently, went and lo: Iam to hear the news, and to wish you heard of pink tooth brush. his job almost immediately, so things are all kinds of happiness. She even went into a drug store and off for the present. I imagine that's Always—Parkr Cussrxes tried to buy one happening to a lot of people, but you mustn't let that worry you. It's great to hear that you two are ideally suited temperamentally. — Re- minds me that Bill Jorgens said that just before he stepped off with Mar yaret, I suppose you have heard that they are breaking up. that a marriage like that should only have lasted a y and three months, but of course the way unexpected things crop up is quite beyond Man's capacity to predict. Marriage is an adventure, and we all have to take our chances— althou; ing av ems a shaw h, personally, I believe in steer- ay from it. Interesting to hear that you are plan- ning to live in Chatterley. It is a love- ly town, although I've never unde 1 why food and rents are higher there than in any other town in. the state. But perhaps you could cut out a sto meal a da: I also hear that the public schoo! system there is notorious ly I suppose you figure to send the iren away some place. “Say, Ed, ain't we flying kinda’ low?” 11 comichooks.couy)