Judge — April 1933 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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HIGH HAT (Continued from page 19) utherland Sisters will come out of bseurity to once again show those roud (tresses that hung right down o the heels. realize that while I am writing very words, a sporadic attempt being made by women to wear our lothes. Don't worry, Murgi hey'll never do it. In men’s clothes, vomen'd have to act like gentlemen nd it'd kill them And Unkie boy, did it ever occur ou that the age of the bustle bustle? Get it, Unk? Further, Jig-saw powzels are noth- f srood clean indoor Thank heavens for t They are sanitary & and keep the family out of the spez them toyeth nice me Ping-pong, backgammon and parchesi have been resurrected, and 1 expect a revival f checkers, badminton, and before long and you may be cif your gout too. much). And surely Unker have noticed the posters. Certainly idn’t nye but sport of ur yenerash. em. simple interlocking into casie: 1s it ern before who knows tossing beanbags again doesn’t bother you Murgie, you billboard say old urs have seen the ad show- ing a of Fischer’s- Old) Rye Bread snusgling up against a brim- ming schooner of suds. And the ad hich Krueger's Ale rs its golden head and waters the mouth of the passerby with some- thing more than a ! of 17% taste And soon, Anheuser Busch will bi its ice cream freezers into vats and its eagle will scream the countryside. And of course, you know what's happened about beer, the champagne of the proletariat. Probably the moment, you are reading this epistle in a genial 1 wiping the foam from your tickler while a fresh batch of live Idiers are being rushed to keep you floating. What better nofa return to the 90s can you ask? I imagine before you can forget Herbert Hoover, you will be drink- ing champagne out of a lady's slip- per again and having your silk hat kicked off by a neat, fluffy toe. That is, if you ar and don't so to bed too early. In other and thousands more words, dear old relative, it looks bad The good old re coming bi And three hundred miles an hour w rive way to leisure. Yes, my dear old bore, I already see the first man of the 1933-90s r: ing his hat and offering his s (Page . please) in w joyously over nose post- | rstube atmosphere, Across the miles comes a \XJELCOME VOICE Ir may be the voice of a son or daughter away at school. Of a mother or father in a distant city. Of a friend or neigh- bor who is wondering how you are. Of a business associate upon whose words some great decision rests. Across the miles, the telephone brings those voices to you and carries your voice in answer. A bell rings and you reach out your hand, knowing that somewhere—near or far—another hand is reaching toward you. The telephone ¢: opportunities of use it because it enlarges the power to communicate through speech. Contacts with peo} exchanged, words spoken— these are our minds stimulated and the ideas AMERICAN TELEPHONE AND entire business of living made more pleasant and productive, use the telephone is so important to so many people, the Bell System strives to make its full usefulness ava able to every eve to emphasize the lose contact between each telephone user and the unseen men and women who make good service possible. Always it aims to serve with courtesy, dispatch and sympathetic understanding. Your telephone offers you the service of a friend. At any hour of the day or night, you have but to turn to it to command as many as you need of the Bell System's army of carefully trained workers, TELEGRAPH COMPANY PS in comfortable, mul EASTERN NEW YORK-WASHINGTON EvervHour on tHe Hour SWIFT AIR TRAVEL AT LOW RATES -engined airliners VIA AIR TRANSPORT SYSTEM (A Division of North American Aviation, Inc.) For full bureaus, hotel information and travel reservations call desks, any telegraph travel office or The EASTERN AIR TRANSPORT Offices in cities on the map. NEW YORK - MIAMI IN ONE DAY