Judge — February 1933 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Judge The Twenty-Third Annual Technical Readjustment Warning And Schematic Flow Chart of the Guild of Former Pipe MICH. Dear Fellow Pumper: Powerful inspiration to battle the fret tiny forces of adversity on a more even footing and provide for fresh toeholds has come to the mbers of the Guild with a triumph of an organization block working with the board of supervisors of St. Joe County Seizing upon a marked inc se in the flocks of English sparrows as an opportunity, pressure was re- cently brought to bear on the solons at Centerville the county seat nt miles east on the Old Buck- horn Road) nd, as a result, the solons have voted to award a bounty of two cents on all sparrow h Already a Sparrow Snaring & Snatchin the Guild has been set up under the leader McDonald and Chester R. Davis, Plans are comple The colonists will sleep in pup- tents. All heads t n will be put in a kitty and turned in once a week. And a special putation will hide and watch where the county treasurer throws the heads after the check-up so they may be retrieved, if feasible, and re-bountied. With the sparrow snatchers clicking, the February movement to better conditions under the slogan: “Betterment! Betterment! All Is Tenochrement!” is well under w And two new key officials have been appointed who will render valuable assistance in setting to martial music the forward steps to be taken in the right direction. ads. Colony of hip of Jack P., of Chicago ev new officers are Frank Rufus Goodell, of New York City, and William Robert 3uker, F.P., of Toronto, Canada. While on duty in the loft of St. John’s Episcopal Church in Jacksonville, Florida, Mr. Goodell discovered the tremendous pos- ibilities for creating discords that lay in strategic ap- plications of wads of chewing gum to certain va »paratus in the interior of the organ. He w rissed by the organist before he could perfect his tem, but he saw enough service to win his laurels with the Guild. Mr. Goodell has been named Regional Tone Tamperer, astern District. Mr. Baker, on the other hand, pumped ace Church in Toronto, During an evening service when the lighting system failed he was compelled to leave the han- nd hold candles while the organist yed. Mr. Baker functions now as Chief Iluminating Engineer of the Guild. During the month of January, the iewly-created Road Agency Staff placed one of the largest orders in the history of the organization with Jess Honeycutt, of Bethlehem, Pa., for earmarked te. At the same time the Guild’s 94 Millie { “ Pump, we the Wind is Fleeting” Engineering & Picot-Edging Squad reported fifty-two (52) tatting shuttles in operation as against si (16) shuttles and three (3) crochet needles durin similar period in 1932. That's growth, and that’s Prog ys Dr. Ester! . Other ‘items of interest in January were all of an encouraging nature. Paul Grant, F.P., of Dayton, Ohio, ran his automobile into a ditch and suf- fered a fractured humerus. Ferdinand Armstrong, F.P., of Boston, a candidate for a roving beatership, organized a sliphorn contingent. Powers, F.P., und Robert H. Montgomery his assistants in charge of clinical investig tions held for the long pull. The Frank G. Miner, who is making arrangements for the Guild’s exhibit of de able barrel cuffs at the World’s Fair in Ch s turned out to be Fred Gordon Miner, F.P. They are very closely related. Henry M. Eaton, F.P., and Reeve Hoover, F.P., of Washington, D. C a nation-wide movement for popularizing cast-iron decoy ducks, and the movement has already been supported by Herman Fique, F.P., of White Plains, N. Y. W. A. P. John, F.P., of Detroit, recommended, in connection with the foreign debt situ hands-shee-coat, shirt and socks-off pol And silver stars for exceptional devotion to principles and relentless pursuit of Guild ideal. verse were awarded to Halle. Sheffield Ra: Chicago, Ren H. Rice, F.P., of New York Cit » it runs—d. in and y out—and your Guild approaches the crucial Spring Equinox buoyantly. Plans for the 67th, 73rd and 89th Annual Me topped by a contra-departmental memo in t from John F. Sinclair, F.P., of New York City, are piling up on the spindle nearest the window. And a quartet under the leadership of John R. Jones, F.P. sometimes known as the London thrush, or linnet, promised to sing: Dare to be a Daniel. Dare to stand alone, Dare to have a purpose fir-irm, Dare to make it known. If unemployed, write at once for full details regarding the operations of the Sparrow Snaring & Snatching Campaign. There’s gold in them thar bills. Your re Friend & Well-V Grand Diapason are leading tion, a strict uild in re- F.P., of comicbooks.com rgan Pumpers