Judge — December 1932 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Onc’ Sale| FE tells how to Change Glor of BiuE ec ACONDAYS LMER RIDGWAY come to me one day and sez: ‘‘Lem, here she is Monday and you sittin’ around whit- tlin’ and whistlin’ and smitin’. I don’t understand it,” he sez. “It ain’t nature fer a man to be happy on Monday.” “Elmer,” I sez, and I looked him in theeye,‘‘there’s a lot of fine points about Monday that the average man don’t think about. Fer instance, you take Sunday, the day that holds the weeks apart. Out you go. You snap up a hot dog here and grab off an ice cream cone there; you are stuffin’ down pea- nuts and soda water and suckin’ on candy, not to mention breakfast, din- acr and supper. Elmer, it’s your gal- lopin’ around on Sunday that makes itonday what she is. You git yourself a littie box of these chocolate tablets” —and I showed him the box—‘‘and next Monday you'll be whistlin’ and whittlin’ and smilin’ same as I am.” (CWe Sale ( It ‘‘just ain’t nature” for people to be un- happy. And so many times, overeating and under-exercising,—and failing to keep “reg- ular,”—have a lot to do with it. Folks who don’t forget to take an Ex-Lax or two now and then find that it’s a practice that’s ‘mighty, mighty important” in keeping healthy and happy. Ex-Lax is “that little chocolate tablet” which has been used with great success by man, woman and child for over a quarter of acentury. Ex-Lax is safe, gentle—yet effec- tive. It docs not gripe. It does not embar- rass. Every druggist sells and recommends it. 10c, 2g¢ and soc. Or send for free sample. Ex-Lax, Inc., Dept. J122, P.O. Box 170, Times Plaza Station, Brooklyn, N. Y. Keep “‘regular’’ with EX-LAX The Chocolated Laxative 81. The higher these are the jntee’ ica Puzzle No. 277 |e | pepuly | Lalo) RAL TLy, auagoe Submitted by Peggy Shane, Ridgefield, Conn, Horizontal . Tho present time. . Christmas hangovers, ex Man. A fellow with a mechanical turn of mind. + Reer’s, mom. A Kelly. » What the Scotch call thelr close relations. Top of the gui Scrambled tr it x (ete). Your poor old Uncle. + The service of this won't always please you. This can never be on to ; My. how these hate bores ; The word of a Quaker. : Tole te pure and simple. Enjoys a sin. Warm a seat, please." This ts always being followed by a Dame. Reel maker. + He can hand you an awful tanning Lit up like @ Christmas Tree. sthing The holiest things hanging around this Xmas, Dug in and dug out. : The original arrow collarer. - Boys, did he have plenty in the old dase! ; What she rode in and from. ; African canary. 7. xophone. One little thing and another (sing.) What to say when your host pours. . Less decorated with outer peelings, fewer (abbr. 2. Expect an uprising from this in April 3. The end of the Hoover chicken. O.K., senorita Nosey Internes. A toothsome morsel for your canines. ‘An article constantly used in Germany Ho used this to forge a name for himself This is positively brilliant. < Noisy cheap dogs are always doing this. : What long sentences are composed of. Siamese Packards. Vertical Book section. Sheer nonsense about women's understand- i. 3. Tomorrow's suckers. : Did you know half of five is four? ‘The last word in Jerdsalem. . Take into camp. ¢ Twixt . How to start attacking. . Feminine handball . A child that needs smartening. This doesn't amount to much This 8 very little weight. Rourning probitm on Xmas night, 4. Filled with groceries. . Empire State story. (plur.), 23. A pedestrian’s dangerous ways (abbr.) 24. Hedged with moss. Horse caviar. » Before. A woman's duster. Mind. The brains of a cigar store Indian. Mixups. Don't chai Approprial » If you're Cloak for, Christmas, 1 this you're in the wet move- This usually bas a pressing engagement. . Something on the house for Santa Open work. Belonging to a little Abraham this Dec, 24th. » Wet uprisings. ; Holesome product. . It's the Dobbs. Dry like the Riz very hame pate them to sleep in D. C. Vinchells playing Santa Claus %. . An old standby. This falleth the first of the month. Quigely Lollipops raul Assimilators. Solution of Puzzle No. 275 a o cle Blu] mee TIO! RITE Zon [>| |—|) mea g t comicbooks.com