Judge — October 1932 — page 26: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

AT THE MENU . confirms the pleasant reputa- tion Hotel Fort Shelby enjoys for its variety of dishes and choicest delicacies. The palate, too, bears tribute to the superb artistry and skill of the Fort Shelby chefs. Four restaurants serve your needs or whim or purse . . . all offer breakfast and luncheon... two are open for dinner. q You'll be delighted, too, with Hotel Fort Shelby’s convenient loca- tion in the heart of Detroit's shopping, theatre, financial, insurance and wholesale districts. No other large hotel is so near the principal railway terminals, airports and steamship piers. 4900 units . . . all equipped with private bath and servidor. Rooms as low as $2.50 per day . . . suites $8.00 and upwards. Motorists are relieved of their automobiles at the door without service charge. Write for free road mop, ond your copy of “Aglow with Friendliness,” our unique and fascinating magazine. we Fort Shelby “AGLOW WITH FRIENDLINESS” E. J. BRADWELL, Managing Director DETROIT HIGH HAT (Continued from page 23) One day he happened to drop into the restaurant for lunch—a most unusual procedure for him. He would have taken his usual seat but someone was already in it. So he sat elsewhere and ordered. The food came but not the napkin. He called at- tention to the omission to the waiter and the waiter went after napkin 31. In a few seconds he was back with- out the napkin but with the pro- prietor. That gent was all profuse- ness and bows. I am sorry, m’sieu” said the pro- prietor. “But I cannot provide you wiz your napkin today!” “Why not?” asked Mons. Mearson “Have I not paid for it already this week?” “But yes, m’sieu,” was the answer. “Well why can’t I haye it?” “Because, eet is being the moment! You see, m’sie do not come in for lunch e you come for dinner. On ze othair hand, ze gentleman who sit at your place now do not come for dinner— only for lunch. So naturellement, m’sieu, he share your napkin n’est-ce pas?” Dun’t Write—Talagraff! HEY were Moe and Jake, Inc. of the well Chosen Pipple. Being partners, they occupied adjoining offices, separated by a thin partition over the top of which they were able to converse. They also shared a single stenographer. One morning Moe called over to Jake:—“Say, Jake, business is good in Chicago!” “So how do you know?” called back Jake. “I just got ah talagram frahm Meyer Goldstein, Inc. for ah big order from Chicago!” was the reply. “So get Miss Smithstein to rid de talagram,” said Jake. “All right. Ridd this, Miss Smith- stein,”—Jake heard Moe. say. So Miss Smithstein read:—‘Moe & Jake, Inc., New York City. Gentle- men: Please send me 9 doz. your No. 18A Stop 3 gross your No. 5 Stop 2 gross your No. 4B Stop—” At this point Jake’s voice came sharply over the partition, “For Gotts sake, Moe, leave de goil alone an lat her read de talagram!” The Slam Dig A? you might as well hear Mac's suggested slogan for the Chase & Sanborn Coffee Hour on the i “Dated Coffee and Dated comicbooks.com