Judge — September 1932 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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18 EAST 48) STREET Between Fifth and Madison Ave. 1 Block from Radio City IMMEDIATE POSSESSION 300 to 4500 SQUARE FEET REDUCED RENTALS GRESHAM REALTY CO., 18 EAST 48TH STREET, N. Y. C. | TELEPHONE: WI 2-6200 c for 6 Months Introductory Offer HIGH HAT (Continued from page 25) I think the cocktail is the ca of the depression. People got sunk from drinking so many and I believe le and porter and stout will be the ving of the nation. I think all the candidates for the | coming election are terrible and all campaigns running unusual charac- ters like Eddie Cantor worse. I think we ought to do without a President for four ys and then make Jimmy Walker king. Vintnering HAVE just heard from John Ells- worth of some of the hazards of wine-making on a big scale. It ap- pears a friend of his made a trip to France to find out how he would have to go about setting up in the wine- making business after prohibition is repealed. He approached a famous French vintner and said, “I would like to make wine the way you Frenc ‘h made it. Perfect, delicious wine! The Frenchman said, “It will be hard, monsieur! Perhaps you will not be succ American said, “Tell me and renchman said, you must have the right must be sandy, not too d not too moist. It must have certain cultiva- tion and contain certain mine It must not have too little sun or too much rain. It must, ete., ete., ete., ete.”—and he went on to enumerate | a half-hundred difficulties, The American listened and said, “That's a large order—but I think I can find such soil in America! Is that all?” “O, no monsieur,” said Frog. “Then you must make the wine.” And he went on to tell all the in- volved and really complicated tasks attendant on making the wine. When he'd finished the other said, “Well, it sounds tough but maybe I ‘can find Is that all?” The Frenchman said, “No, no, Then you must keg the wine. Special wood is needed for the casks. This wood is oak and is grown in only one place— small town in“the heart of “Well, first soil, It n, tho a little for more. He “Is that all?” “No, mon- stunned, came b: could take it. He s The Frenchman s sieur, one more thing. V The Amer said, what village idiots? What have they to do with wine making.” “Ah, monsieur, everything!” mured the Frenchman with ing smile for the American’s igno- | rance. “When the time comes they run thru the villages and c Now is mur- a forgiv- 28 k your wine! Now is kK your wine!’ ” an is still in the selling the time to c the time to The Amer business. Answers to Mental Hihattainment 1. They are cheese, philosopher, r, plant and vegetable oi! respectively. 2. Wall Street 3. A ghost. 4, Maroon. Blue & white. Yellow Purple. Red & yellow. Green. Ma- roon & White. Orange & blue. 5. A Polish girl athlete living in America, known as Stella Walsh, who refused American citizenship and won Olympic races for Poland. 6. Abitibi Power & Paper. Zonite Pr 5 7. Divide 1,000°¢ by the number of games played and multiply result by the number of games won. r; dash of Bitters ; add cube of ice; fill with whisk nish with 4 ring of orange; twist of lemon peel and cherry; let guest stir; and use spe- cia re of. heavy bottomed glass ), Ed Wynn in answer to the re- ‘aati It's raining cats and dogs Alexander Woollcott; it is the name of his apartment over the East River. Ring Lardner, Famous head- waiter at the Montmartre, N. Y. Maury Paul. 10. Dusty, Buck, Cy, Knobby. . Liquor made from fermented led mead; light-colored wine; liquor made from fermented rice, liquor made from fermented anise. 12. Paul Whiteman, Eddie Duchin, Jack Denny, Buddy Rogers, George Olsen and Guy Lombardo 13. Billiards; snooke: football; dge; ba 1; poker; cricket; & African polo. 14. Word deriv: (human not foot); the bon cal wrestling. 15. They are all murderers. 16. Helen Morgan. Franklin D. Roosevelt. Libby Holman. Maggie Cline. Jimmy Durante. 17. German meat balls; sausage like roll of meat or fish, bread crumbs & eggs, enclosed in puff paste and fried; Mexican food bean; Yiddish dumplings containing cheese or jam; Russian soup made with sourgra sourcream; Japanese chop sue: 18. Radio Ma ny & Johnson for Fleischman’s Yeast; Lucky Strike Air conveyance; Berni B. Shaw. 19. War, — Famine, Greed. Studeldreher, ley, Miller. Sims, Karn, Burnstine. 20. When alone. races medi- Pestilence, rn Jacok holding the comicbooks.com