Judge — September 1932 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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HIGH HAT (Continued from page 21) Physically I am five feet ten and vould like to eventually own twelve uits of clothes. but I like Jack Denny’s orchest | Guy Lombardo and Paul Whiteman. | | think Burns & Allen swell and Ed Wynn the perfect sage at delivering stolen jokes. I have started but never ftnished Ulysses, Proust, Lady Chatterly’s Lover and many stories in the Satur- day Evening Pos I wish Dashiell Hammett would write another book and G. S. Van Dine wouldn't. I owe money to Alexander Woollcott, Dr. Splint and the Lord knows whom else. I'm going to duel Pare Lorentz some day for what he thinks of: Constance Bennett, and I’ve met Mare Connelly eight times but always have to be reintroduced. Next time I’m not go- ing to remember him. I think F.P.A. isgetting on. I play a pretty fair game of snooker, backgammon, bridge, 66, cribbage, and I have yet to be struck out in eball. I play for the New Canaan incibles” and am re- | lated to a man who remembers Pop! Anson and Spalding and the t as players. They caught barehanded and pitched underhand in those days. I consider Bill McGeehan a supe: lative humorist and Joe Williams our best sports’ writer. I like Heywood Broun, every ton of him. I never can forget the Algonquin’s descrip- | tion of Michael Arlen “Every other inch a gentleman.” I think Ring Lardner’s telegram to a dinner at which he didn’t want to appear epic. It read “This is the children’s night out and I've got to stay home with the nurse.” I like all Machamer’s girls and am furious when he won't let me come within four blocks of them. He can trust me but he can’t trust them. he claims. I'd like to run like Nurmi, clown like nucho Marx, ride like Pete Bostwick, dance like Bill Robinson, and write like W. S. Maugham. I don’t want to be an inspiration to anybody and I hope to live to be 200. I dislike people who see the resemblance of other people to dif- ferent animals and I think they’re | isually right in their comparisons. I cannot abide the ocarina, the musical saw and people who don’t want to lend you money: I don’t see anything romantic about taxi drivers ind T can’t see jokes about middle- aged spinsters with little dogs. (Page 28, please) om To ginger ale Abbott's Bitters adds that certain something. 25c! Dept. J9, Baltimore, Md.—Adv. | 50c bottle he I loathe the radio| the tremendous servic: one PARK AVENUE + 49TH TO SOTH STS + NEW YORK THE WALDORF :ASTORIA There is a Waldorf that you see ...and a greater Waldorf that you don’t see but realize... establishment which operates on guiding principle; perfection of service to you, the patron, with painstaking attention to your individual preferences and desires. 1932 PRICES Avoid that Gin Ring Menace in your home Protec Rings, your Tables from s and Splotches with Absorbent Coasters Let the designer of the country’s most stic playrooms bring a little touch of to your own h |Dr. Seus Hilarious Coasters ster Divison) aRth St. N. ¥. City fy Cents a Hox. ott and State to the extent of | AIR EXDRE// EA/TEDN AIR With) marked ‘ated for four ir passengers between Washington and Miami. Now this fully equipped airline offers Ex- press services—giving complete port rvices to all points board. Six major air interline 5; Tt is easy Nir has Airmail York, Eastern ars with U.S, New success air trans along the Eastern nes cooperating in the m of General Air Express. nd efficient to use Postal Telegraph. Pickup is included in the low tariff, 130 cities, to Coast. EASTERN AIR TRANSPORT SYSTEM Motel, 31st Stret at 7th An York City—Tel. PEm CA" Dinisien of” Worth America hing to Florida to New England, Coast 343 ivtaties, toe) comicbooks.com